Dinosaucers Quotations

Dinosaucers was a cartoon series, created by DIC Entertainment, about two groups of dinosaurs, called Dinosaucers and Tyrannos, who constantly battle each other.

Opening sequence

Ankylo: The Dinosaucers are leaving, Bossasaur!!

Genghis Rex: Well, FOLLOW THEM!

Happy Egg Day To You (episode #3)

Scene: Allo (with devolver) and Genghis Rex (with fossilizer) are in a Mexican standoff

Allo: I may be a fossil in a second, but not before you're devolved into a tyrannosaurus with a brain the size of a pea!

A Man's Best Friend is His Dogasaurus (episode #16)

Ankylo: I think we Tyrannos have been licked!

Ankylo gets licked by a giant dino-dog that vaugley resembles Odie from Garfield and Friends

Monday Night Clawball (episode #32)

Teryx: When do we get to cheer?

Sara: When our team does something good.

Teryx: I think I'll have a seat.

... then later ...

Teryx: Now can we cheer? He's in the end zone!

Sara: Wrong end zone! Two points for them.

Teryx: I'm gonna get a conifer burger and some fern fries. (walks away)

Allo & Cos-Stego Meet the Abominable Snowman (episode #36)

Allo: Calm down now, tell me what you saw.

Stego: A big ugly monster!

Allo: Oh, don't be silly, Stego. We're the biggest ugliest monsters on this planet.

Who: Two pastrami on rye, comin' up.

Allo: Could I have mine on white bread?

Who: What are you, an Eagle Scout?

Allo: Now listen mister... uh...

Who: Who.

Allo: Who who?

Who: You lookin' for work as a night owl? My name is Who.

Stego: You're who?

Who: Who!

Stego: That's what I said.

Who: What?

Stego: Who!

Who: What?!?

Stego: Never mind!

Who: Oh, he's the cook.

Stego: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!

Allo: Stego, you tried to trick me!

Stego: [like Lou Costello] I've been a baaaaaaad dino.

Stego: This area isn't on the map. All it shows is Mount Himalaya.

When: HIMALAYA! That's where it happened. Slowly I turned, then I saw him.

Stego: [backing away nervously] Allo?

When: I crept closer, step by step, inch by inch... Then, I went CRAZY!

When causes an avalanche to fall on Stego

Lochs and Bay Gulls (episode #43)

Genghis Rex: The Dinosaucers! It can't be! You were all fossilized into rocks!

Ichy: The only rocks around here are the ones in your head, fang face.

The Museum of Natural Humans (episode #56)

Scene: the Dinosaucers and Secret Scouts are holding the Tyrannos at gunpoint

Allo: You lose again, Genghis Rex!

Dimetro: [indicating David] Thanks to the Secret Scouts!

Genghis Rex: Secret Scouts, indeed! You'll get your yours, Dinonerds!!

Rex throws a smokebomb and the Tyrannos run away

Scene: David's skateboard lands empty at Lava Dome 2

Allo: That human is such a practical joker. Why can't they be like we are: perfect in every way?

Dimetro: What's the matter with humans today?

Scales of Justice (episode #62)

Scene: The Dinosaucers are in court defending against Tyranno litigation

Judge: Are you illegal aliens?

Allo: We never illegally crossed your border; we dropped straight down from outer space!

Judge: [speechless]

Cut to shot of Ichy just barely restraining himself from laughing out loud

I Got Those 'Ol Reptilon Blues Again, Mommasaur (episode #63)

Scene: Genghis Rex and Princess Dei escape from the palace on Reptilon after failing their mission

Princess Dei: [derisively mimicking Rex] I'll kidnap the Dinosorceror and Dinosorceress and rule Reptilon! Heh heh!

Genghis Rex: [like Ralph from The Honeymooners] One of these days, Dei! One of these days! Pow! Zoom! Right to the Earth!