Hey, does anyone know any encounters with extraterrestrials?

Well, a few months back, I was just minding my own business, going for a walk when suddenly this spaceship came down, a guy came out of it and said "Robby [Removed for privacy], you're a jerk." and then just got back in the spaceship and flew off.

Not straight ones.

Cloned aliens? I fail to see the significance of this question in relation to the topic at hand.

I saw a UFO and nobody believes me. I was sixteen miles from home with nobody in sight.

Actually, I did once. Over Noosa in Queensland. They were talking about it on the radio the next day. It was around the same time that 'Independance Day' came out in cinema's which was pretty weird in and of itself. A lot of people called in about it. The Airport stated that nothing was flying over the area that day.

Probably a top secret test plane.