Which Greek God or Goddess would be most likely to exchange current life for a new form of life?

I WOULD EXCHANGE LIFE FOR OMPA , TRANNY , HUMPA DEE, & HAM STEER & THE TURBO FORWARD AN REVERSE YO- YO SPIDERS CURRENTLY AT 4/162 MULGRAVE ROAD CAIRNS AUSTRALIA ON HOLIDAYS WITH MPE AND TP&SCRUBBY & MR COLUMBIAS WHIP SNAKE HAVING ALL A COCAINE KABANA PARTY SEEM TO THINK THE MEXICANS UNDER THE AUSTRALIAN MEXICAN USA BLOWER GOT ME INTO TROUBLE AS AL ELMO THE GREAT MEXICAN MAJIC MAN