Jesus was not black, and neither was george washington.

If he was, then he got ripped off when Martin Luther King preempted him from claiming his OWN BIRTHDAY as a National Holiday !

If Jesus WAS Black, then it must only be a Temporary condition that turns to a Bright "WHITENESS" as He became Glorified on the Mount of Transfiguration as a precurser to His final & permanent Glorification.

Hahahahaha XD
oh wise and noble forum poster, you have opened my eyes to the truth. I beg you to answer this question oh great one, what is the meaning of life?

That's a relative term that means different things to different people.

For me...It's pretending to be sound asleep when my wife encounters an ORGANIC LAND MINE deposited in our dark hall way on her way to the bathroom in the middle of the night.

She should have figured out by now that I hold my water in order for her to CLEAR THE WAY for MY trip to the bathroom...But then again she is only the WIFE of a Marine.

I'm the one with all the combat experience...