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Replied to: When did hitler die?
He made it out of the enciclement in a small SS convoy of two lorries andd an armoured car.He made it to a u-boat and ended up across the atlantic at a small place called Malarkey island,protestants in the south and catholics in the north.the capital of the south was Roosterhaven and that of the north was the massive convent of st.Walpurgis.Hitler was addicted to amphetamine sulphate(clear yellow crystal)and shotly after arriving in Malarkeyville(southern port) he visited the Pupchen pharmacy prop. dolly pupchen where he purchased a years supply of methedrine ampoules-shortly after he died of a messive overdose of the driven snow and is buried in the fuhrers tomb atop mt.holly.which is an extinct volcano standing on tne north /south border.he was entombed wearing a u-boot commanders leather greatcoat and gold lame' jackboots,also in the tomb were enshrined a squeezebore PAK (PANZER ABWEHR KANNONE)with a plentiful supply of tungsten ammo and a tin of zyclon b.The sheriffs dept. of malarkeyville arranged the burial and were guardians if the fuhrers body as well as the grave goods.these came in handy when the south was invaded by a large gang of motorsickle zombies emanating from the convent St.Walpurgis.THE zombies also came in a monster truck reg.turin wich was eventually defeated by use of the PAK.tHE ZOMBIES MAIN AIM was to retrieve from the malarkeyville chapel of rest the body of one patrolman jordan mysteriously wasshed ashore after his vehicle went off the cliffs near the north/south border