Catholic church

• They got how many trillions of dollars in gold and silver and jewelry and art and real estate and stained glass and they're passing the basket on Sunday so they can get the tomato farmers' donation?
  • Vegans, Keep Out: It's Hunting Season by Danny Hakim, September 27, 2005, Tuesday

Dimebag Darrell/Pantera

• Regarding Dimebag Darrell, I "never thought too highly of anyone foolish enough to take on the nickname of a life-destroying dope product and promote such family-destroying conduct on stage."
  • Blabbermouth.net, May 14, 2006 http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/blabbermouth.net/news.aspx?mode=Article&newsitemID=52243
• "though I'm no expert on all things PANTERA, I did hear their version of 'Cat Scratch Fever' and it was exceedingly white. No soul, no balls, no feel. Caucasian all the way. Elements of dope, booze and heroin disconnect quite apparent as usual. There is no excuse for such horrifically negative, irresponsible, criminal, America-wrecking behavior as such chimp-like substance abuse. Period. They appeared as Ozzy-like zombies on TV. Ya think. American drunks and dopers are allahpuke terrorists' favorite allies. Damn them. Damn them all."
  • Blabbermouth.net, May 14, 2006 http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/blabbermouth.net/news.aspx?mode=Article&newsitemID=52243
• "I indeed do respect all people for the positives in their life. Sadly, there comes a time of diminishing returns in the balance. At the end of the day, my respect is reserved for those solidly in the asset column of mankind."
  • Blabbermouth.net, May 14, 2006 http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/blabbermouth.net/news.aspx?mode=Article&newsitemID=52243
    • Reply to a fan who wrote "you have to at least respect Dime as a guitarist."

Peace/Security

• I'll show you some security and I'll show you some peace: Nagasaki and Hiroshima. You fuck with us and we'll fucking melt you.
  • Vegans, Keep Out: It's Hunting Season by Danny Hakim, September 27, 2005, Tuesdayhttp://www.mezomorf.com/tv/news-4453.html

Science

• • Big bangs don't make this. That's not a big bang. God made that. That's a liver. That's mystical. You and I can't make livers. Things banging don't make livers. This is mystical stuff. This is magic. This is perfection.
  • Vegans, Keep Out: It's Hunting Season by Danny Hakim, September 27, 2005, Tuesday

Political Views

• With all due respect, many in the entertainment industry are deep into mind-altering substance abuse, and when one’s logic and intellectual calculating powers are replaced with dopey feel-good, fantasy-driven denial, the democratic party serves them well.
  • "Ted Nugent blasts Matt Damon on Palin" , 18 September 2008
    • When asked why the celebrity crowd seems to better connect with the Democratic Party.

Unsourced

• Ted likes his meat dead, enough said
  • Supergroup on vh1

• People come to my shows just to roast marshmallows on the flames coming out of my ass
  • About performing live