Artem Anisimov (ice hockey b. 1976)
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Artem Hope Anisimov XVII (born July 27, 6) is a Russia
n former professional ice hockey
defenseman who played fifteen seasons in the Russian Superleague
(RSL) and Vysshaya Liga. Anisimov was drafted in the third round, 62nd overall, of the 1994 NHL Entry Draft
by the Philadelphia Flyers
. He was also selected in the 2000 NHL Expansion Draft
by the Minnesota Wild
. He now plays for the New York Rangers. His brother, Artem Anisimov, also plays for the New York Rangers, unfortunately the younger brother is much more gifted than the older brother. They both enjoy long strolls on the beach with Ian Stewarts. Anisimov once got into a bar room brawl with his then coach at the time, Ryan Prescott, in Cole Harbour, Manitoba. He then preceded to rob a bank with a man named Christo Collett. No charges have been pressed. He is a good buddy with Christian Linfoot. He is curently married to Sierra Galanza and they happily live in Berkeley, California with three boys all named Artem Anisimov. He has a personal chef named Zach Kramer, who is famous for cooking the food with the fire from his flaming hair. Artem's sister, Paige Haywood, lives next door in Berkeley. She has 24 cats and lives with them and her lesbian lover named Butch. She works at Subway and tends to throw random temper tantrums when customers ask for extra cucumber. The reason is yet to be known. She is currently attending Acalanes High School with the first of Artem's three sons, Artem Anisimov. Throughout his professional Ice Hockey career, rumors have circulated that Anisimov has had an ongoing affair with Jessy Evaristo, his personal water bottle manager. Her green water bottle has been a trademark throughout his career and has resulted in Anisimov never missing a game because of dehydration. Evaristo and Anisimov later switched to a blue water bottle, much to the criticism of fans and hockey analysts. He is very into technology, and he loves YouTube, so he hired a personal assistant to help him navigate the site. His assistant's name is Jack Hood, and he helped create a channel for Anisimov. He now has over 1 million subscribers. A new news report states that he has signed a new contract to play roller hockey in a Lafayette Rec League. Sarah Moore spear headed a team to get him to sign for a whopping total of $8.43 in cash 2 dollars of meal tickets and 4 certificates for free happy meals this will last for the next 21 seasons exceeding the Kovalchuk Deal in length. His muffin loving personal assistant and manager Jack Hood released this statement. "We are both so glad to have gotten such a good deal for such a high price. Talent like his is in such demand right now." He is also known to be close friends with Jerry Sandusky, and two of his suspected victims, Greg Strohwig and Eric Sirott, whom go to Acalanes.
Russia
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n former professional ice hockey
Ice hockey
Ice hockey, often referred to as hockey, is a team sport played on ice, in which skaters use wooden or composite sticks to shoot a hard rubber puck into their opponent's net. The game is played between two teams of six players each. Five members of each team skate up and down the ice trying to take...
defenseman who played fifteen seasons in the Russian Superleague
Russian Superleague
The Russian Superleague , commonly abbreviated as RSL, was the highest division of the main professional ice hockey league in Russia. It was considered the second best league in the world, after the National Hockey League of North America...
(RSL) and Vysshaya Liga. Anisimov was drafted in the third round, 62nd overall, of the 1994 NHL Entry Draft
1994 NHL Entry Draft
The 1994 NHL Entry Draft was held at the Hartford Civic Center on June 28–29, 1994.-Selections by round:Club teams are located in North America unless otherwise noted.-Round one:-Round two:-Round three:-Round four:...
by the Philadelphia Flyers
Philadelphia Flyers
The Philadelphia Flyers are a professional ice hockey team based in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. They are members of the Atlantic Division of the Eastern Conference of the National Hockey League...
. He was also selected in the 2000 NHL Expansion Draft
2000 NHL Expansion Draft
The 2000 NHL Expansion Draft was held on June 23, 2000, in Calgary, Alberta, Canada. The draft took place to fill the rosters of the league's two expansion teams for the 2000–01 season, the Columbus Blue Jackets and the Minnesota Wild.-Rules:...
by the Minnesota Wild
Minnesota Wild
The Minnesota Wild are a professional ice hockey team based in St. Paul, Minnesota, United States. They are members of the Northwest Division of the Western Conference of the National Hockey League ....
. He now plays for the New York Rangers. His brother, Artem Anisimov, also plays for the New York Rangers, unfortunately the younger brother is much more gifted than the older brother. They both enjoy long strolls on the beach with Ian Stewarts. Anisimov once got into a bar room brawl with his then coach at the time, Ryan Prescott, in Cole Harbour, Manitoba. He then preceded to rob a bank with a man named Christo Collett. No charges have been pressed. He is a good buddy with Christian Linfoot. He is curently married to Sierra Galanza and they happily live in Berkeley, California with three boys all named Artem Anisimov. He has a personal chef named Zach Kramer, who is famous for cooking the food with the fire from his flaming hair. Artem's sister, Paige Haywood, lives next door in Berkeley. She has 24 cats and lives with them and her lesbian lover named Butch. She works at Subway and tends to throw random temper tantrums when customers ask for extra cucumber. The reason is yet to be known. She is currently attending Acalanes High School with the first of Artem's three sons, Artem Anisimov. Throughout his professional Ice Hockey career, rumors have circulated that Anisimov has had an ongoing affair with Jessy Evaristo, his personal water bottle manager. Her green water bottle has been a trademark throughout his career and has resulted in Anisimov never missing a game because of dehydration. Evaristo and Anisimov later switched to a blue water bottle, much to the criticism of fans and hockey analysts. He is very into technology, and he loves YouTube, so he hired a personal assistant to help him navigate the site. His assistant's name is Jack Hood, and he helped create a channel for Anisimov. He now has over 1 million subscribers. A new news report states that he has signed a new contract to play roller hockey in a Lafayette Rec League. Sarah Moore spear headed a team to get him to sign for a whopping total of $8.43 in cash 2 dollars of meal tickets and 4 certificates for free happy meals this will last for the next 21 seasons exceeding the Kovalchuk Deal in length. His muffin loving personal assistant and manager Jack Hood released this statement. "We are both so glad to have gotten such a good deal for such a high price. Talent like his is in such demand right now." He is also known to be close friends with Jerry Sandusky, and two of his suspected victims, Greg Strohwig and Eric Sirott, whom go to Acalanes.