Cheeses... is an album by Five Iron Frenzy

Five Iron Frenzy

Five Iron Frenzy is a Christian ska band formed in Denver, Colorado in 1995 and disbanded in 2003. The band announced they were recording new material on November 22, 2011....

 released in 2003. It contains a number of rarities and live tracks as a thank you to fans; the band would break up at the end of 2003. When it was announced that this album would be made, the band asked fans to call a provided phone number and leave suggestions for what the album should contain.

The original album name was "Cheeses of Nazareth", but they decided it might be considered sacrilegious, so it was shortened to "Cheeses...". The title is based on a joke circulating on the Internet with a punchline of Cheeses of Nazareth. The album's interior contains a map of the U.S. showing a reference to the cheeses of Nazareth, Pennsylvania

Nazareth, Pennsylvania

Nazareth is a borough in Northampton County, Pennsylvania, in the United States. The population was 6,023 at the 2000 census.Nazareth is located seven miles northwest of Easton, four miles north of Bethlehem and twelve miles northeast of Allentown...

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The album mainly appealed to the group's dedicated fan base. However, it managed to chart on both the Billboard heatseekers and contemporary Christian

Contemporary Christian music

Contemporary Christian music is a genre of modern popular music which is lyrically focused on matters concerned with the Christian faith...

 chart in the US.

Track listing

1. "Kamikaze" – 2:56
2. "Rhubarb Pie" (Original lyrics of the song Ugly Day
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   ) – 3:36
3. "Marty" – 4:14
4. "Fistful of Sand" (live) – 4:10
5. "Four Kids in Memphis" – 0:33
6. "Mind for Treason" – 2:18
7. "Cool Enough for You" (demo version) – 3:41
8. "3rd World Think Tank" (demo version) – 3:35
9. "Old West" (demo version) – 2:52
10. "Burn" – 3:34
11. "Left" – 3:40
12. "Never Ask Us to Play This" – 0:35
13. "Dog Food" – 2:07
14. "When I See Her Face" – 0:55
15. "Abraham Lincoln Beard (First Movement)" – 0:23
16. "Praise the Lord" – 1:25
17. "Give Me Back My Sandwich" – 0:04
18. "Omnivores for Mediocrity" – 0:44
19. "That Tastes Horrible" – 0:27
20. "No Grandma = Know Grandma" – 0:12
21. "Stinky Hippy" – 0:29
22. "Abraham Lincoln Beard (Second Movement)" – 0:22
23. "It's So Hot (I'm Gonna Have a Heat Stroke)" – 1:18
    • Based on a line from their first live album "Proof That the Youth Are Revolting
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      " – . The band recorded this song after a fan suggested they do so.
24. "Thea and the Singing Telegram" – 2:42
25. "How's About Some Milk?" – 0:15
26. "Donkey Basketball" – 0:07
27. "Screams in the Night" – 1:49
28. "Pootermobile" – 0:07
29. "Abraham Lincoln Beard (Third Movement)" – 0:22
30. "Mayonnaise Taco Monday" – 0:32
31. "Chew Water" – 1:07
32. "Metal Rules!" – 1:41
33. "Five Iron Is Stupid" – 2:38
34. Reese doing vocal warmups (hidden track
    Hidden track
    In the field of recorded music, a hidden track is a piece of music that has been placed on a CD, audio cassette, vinyl record or other recorded medium in such a way as to avoid detection by the casual listener...
    
    ) – 0:29

Personnel

• Dennis Culp – Trombone
• Melinda Culp – Photography
• Keith Hoerig – Bass
• Aaron James – Package Design
• Sonnie Johnston – Guitar
• Scott Kerr – Guitar
• Masaki – Engineer, Mastering, Mixing
• Micah Ortega – Guitar
• Reese Roper – Vocals, Liner Notes
• Frank Tate – Executive Producer
• Andrew "Chaka" Verdecchio – Drums