"I've Got Two Legs" is a song by the British comedy troupe Monty Python

Monty Python

Monty Python was a British surreal comedy group who created their influential Monty Python's Flying Circus, a British television comedy sketch show that first aired on the BBC on 5 October 1969. Forty-five episodes were made over four series...

. It most prominently appears in the concert film Monty Python Live at the Hollywood Bowl

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Monty Python Live at the Hollywood Bowl is a 1982 concert film in which the Monty Python team perform many of their greatest sketches at the Hollywood Bowl. The show also included filmed inserts which were mostly taken from two Monty Python specials, Monty Python's Fliegender Zirkus, which had been...

, the concert LP Monty Python Live at Drury Lane

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and the album Monty Python Sings

Monty Python Sings

Monty Python Sings is a comedy album of songs written by the Monty Python team.The song "Oliver Cromwell" was never released prior to this album...

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At the Hollywood Bowl

Hollywood Bowl

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 and Drury Lane

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, the song followed the Argument Sketch

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. Terry Gilliam

Terry Gilliam

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descended from the ceiling with a mandolin to perform the song.

Invariably, as he tries to begin the second verse, he is shot by another character. On Monty Python Sings, the voice who introduces the song ("And now Mr Terry Gilliam will sing for you "I've Got Two Legs.") can be heard after the shooting saying "Thank you."