If Life Were a Result, We'd All Be Dead is the fifth and final full-length album released by the North Vancouver

North Vancouver, British Columbia

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 punk band d.b.s.

D.b.s.

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 It was released by Crap Records in February 2000. Although their final full-length, the songs on this album were actually recorded in 1997, before their previous album. The songs were intended to be released on various singles, but this plan never came to fruition.

The band's music on this album has been likened to Lifetime

Lifetime (band)

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 and Jawbreaker

Jawbreaker (band)

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, marking an "awkward transition" from the political lyrics of I Is for Insignificant

I Is for Insignificant

I Is for Insignificant is the third album released by the North Vancouver punk band d.b.s. It was released by Sudden Death Records in 1998. This was the last studio album to have Dhani Borges on bass; he was replaced by Ryan Angus...

to the more personal lyrics of Some Boys Got It, Most Men Don't

Some Boys Got It, Most Men Don't

Some Boys Got It, Most Men Don't is the fourth album released by the North Vancouver punk band d.b.s. It was released by New Disorder Records in June 1999. This is the first d.b.s. recording to feature new bassist Ryan Angus, who replaced Dhani Borges....

.

Track listing

1. "Will You Accept the Charges?" – 3:21
2. "Galleon's Lap" – 2:51
3. "The Ethics of Camping" – 2:42
4. "Tsawwassen
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   " – 2:25
5. "Scavenger Hunt" – 3:49
6. "Immovable Stones" – 2:26
7. "The Night She Left" – 3:53
8. "Mayday" – 3:09
9. "Dogma Schmogma" – 3:41

Personnel

• Andy Dixon – guitar, backing vocals
• Jesse Gander – vocals
• Paul Patko – drums, backing vocals
• Dhani Borges – bass