(a.k.a. Daniel Handler
, who wrote the book's introduction as himself) and his series of books, A Series of Unfortunate Events
. Although it is labeled "Unauthorized" for humor, the book is in fact official and considered a Beginning with a multi-layered introduction
by Frank Sigala that apparently encompasses twelve of the book's thirteen chapters, the book is largely made up of facsimile
documents, such as old newspaper excerpts and letters.
As the official representative of Lemony Snicket in all legal, literary, and social matters, I am often asked difficult questions, even when I am in a hurry. Recently, the most common questions have been the following: 1. Will you please get out of my way? 2. Where did Lemony Snicket: The Unauthorized Autobiography come from? The replies to both of these questions are very long stories, so there is only room to answer one of them.-Daniel Handler
Dear Dairy,-Lemony Snicket
I didn't realize this was a sad occasion.-Waiter at The Anxious Clown Restaurant
Why do so many things end in fire? — Lemony Snicket
What can be hidden in a book? — Lemony Snicket
As the aphorism says, "If you have to ask, you can't afford it." --Veritable French Diner