Mancow's Morning Madhouse
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Mancow’s Morning Madhouse (also called The Mancow Radio Experience) is an American radio show hosted by Erich “Mancow” Muller
. The show is broadcast to a number of markets of mainly FM
radio stations throughout the United States.
The live broadcast of the show was briefly halted on July 11, 2006 when Q101 discontinued the airing of the show. From the mid 1990s until mid 2000s, it was one of the top morning shows in the Chicago media market, and earned airtime in various cities across America. Mancow's Morning Madhouse resumed live broadcasting on July 18, 2006 nationally via Talk Radio Network
and can be heard on over 34 of its network affiliates.
. Originally, the show was a regular program on WRCX-FM (Rock 103.5) located in the John Hancock Center
. In 1998, he left WRCX-FM for WKQX-FM (Q101) (101.1)
, an alternative rock
radio station.
Mancow’s career with Q101 was cut short on July 11, 2006, when the station’s management decided to discontinue airing the show as of July 14. In order to fill the gap left behind by the show’s absence, Q101 filled the void with the station’s “On Shuffle” music programming and later a new show titled "The Morning Fix"http://biz.yahoo.com/prnews/060711/detu013.html.
On July 13, Mancow appeared on Fox News Chicago
, and lashed out at Q101’s current management after receiving word that his show would be cancelled. Before the interview ended, Mancow promised he would not only return to the Chicago radio scene, but also bring forth a radical change, either within the next six or twelve months.
In December 2010, Mancow signed a five year joint deal with Talk Radio Network and Dial Global
. The new deal calls for a revamped version of the show focusing less on political talk and more on entertainment and pop culture.
Other cohorts:
Other Former Cohorts from the TRN syndicated era:
former cohorts from the Q101 era:
Former cohorts from the Rock 103.5 era:
(FCC) indecency regulations in at least six separate incidents during 2000 and 2001. As a result, the FCC levied $42,000 in fines on Emmis Communications
, the licensee of Mancow's then-home station WKQX-FM
. In 2004, Emmis Communications signed a consent decree with the FCC sharply restricting indecent content and requiring the payment of $300,000 to the US government. http://www.fcc.gov/eb/Orders/2002/DA-02-26A1.htmlhttp://www.fcc.gov/eb/Orders/2002/DA-02-2937A1.html
Mancow Muller
Matthew Erich "Mancow" Muller is an American radio and television personality. He is best known for Mancow's Morning Madhouse, formerly on Rock 103.5 and WKQX-FM , both Chicago-based radio shows that have been nationally syndicated mostly in small markets by Talk Radio Network...
. The show is broadcast to a number of markets of mainly FM
FM broadcasting
FM broadcasting is a broadcasting technology pioneered by Edwin Howard Armstrong which uses frequency modulation to provide high-fidelity sound over broadcast radio. The term "FM band" describes the "frequency band in which FM is used for broadcasting"...
radio stations throughout the United States.
The live broadcast of the show was briefly halted on July 11, 2006 when Q101 discontinued the airing of the show. From the mid 1990s until mid 2000s, it was one of the top morning shows in the Chicago media market, and earned airtime in various cities across America. Mancow's Morning Madhouse resumed live broadcasting on July 18, 2006 nationally via Talk Radio Network
Talk Radio Network
Talk Radio Network is an American radio network providing talk radio programming, with an emphasis on conservative talk on weekdays and variety/general interest talk radio on weekends. Some of the most recognizable personalities in American radio, such as Laura Ingraham and Michael Savage, are...
and can be heard on over 34 of its network affiliates.
History
Mancow first started his show in Chicago, Illinois in 1994, shortly after his departure from CaliforniaCalifornia
California is a state located on the West Coast of the United States. It is by far the most populous U.S. state, and the third-largest by land area...
. Originally, the show was a regular program on WRCX-FM (Rock 103.5) located in the John Hancock Center
John Hancock Center
John Hancock Center at 875 North Michigan Avenue in the Streeterville area of Chicago, Illinois, is a 100-story, 1,127-foot tall skyscraper, constructed under the supervision of Skidmore, Owings and Merrill, with chief designer Bruce Graham and structural engineer Fazlur Khan...
. In 1998, he left WRCX-FM for WKQX-FM (Q101) (101.1)
Q101
The Q101 name is used by the following radio stations:* KQDJ-FM, Valley City, North Dakota* WWWN, formerly WKQX, a former alternative rock station in Chicago, Illinois* WMYQ, Ft. Wayne/Warsaw, IN * WAMS-FM, Snow Hill, Maryland...
, an alternative rock
Alternative rock
Alternative rock is a genre of rock music and a term used to describe a diverse musical movement that emerged from the independent music underground of the 1980s and became widely popular by the 1990s...
radio station.
Mancow’s career with Q101 was cut short on July 11, 2006, when the station’s management decided to discontinue airing the show as of July 14. In order to fill the gap left behind by the show’s absence, Q101 filled the void with the station’s “On Shuffle” music programming and later a new show titled "The Morning Fix"http://biz.yahoo.com/prnews/060711/detu013.html.
On July 13, Mancow appeared on Fox News Chicago
WFLD
WFLD, virtual channel 32 , is the Fox owned-and-operated television station, based in Chicago, Illinois; through its parent company News Corporation, the station is owned in a duopoly with area MyNetworkTV affiliate WPWR-TV...
, and lashed out at Q101’s current management after receiving word that his show would be cancelled. Before the interview ended, Mancow promised he would not only return to the Chicago radio scene, but also bring forth a radical change, either within the next six or twelve months.
In December 2010, Mancow signed a five year joint deal with Talk Radio Network and Dial Global
Dial Global
Dial Global is a radio syndication company. It is a wholly owned subsidiary of Triton Media Group and is a sister company to Townsquare Media, both of which are owned by Oaktree Capital Management....
. The new deal calls for a revamped version of the show focusing less on political talk and more on entertainment and pop culture.
Current roster
Main cohorts:- Trixie (Teresa Cesario), Co-host. Off the show she regularly acts, models and is a singer/songwriter.
- DJ Crazy Lips (born Kenneth Robert Webster on June 23, 1982, in Palatine, IllinoisPalatine, IllinoisPalatine is a village in Cook County, Illinois, United States. It is a northwestern residential suburb of Chicago. As of the 2000 census, the village had a total population of 65,479, making it the sixth-largest community in Cook County and the 16th-largest in the state of Illinois at that time...
) is a music journalist and audio recording engineer from Chicago, Illinois. He worked as music commentator, board operator, live DJ and technical producer while on Mancow's Morning Madhouse. His writing has been published in Thrasher, Abstract Beats, Urb and several academic journals. He is the former editor of Abstract Beats Magazine. Also known as The Brow, Cheek Spreader and Bob Noxious (Not the original). Left the show in January 2009 to further his studies. Returned in March 2011.
- Dj Fancypants aka Gay Chris (Christopher Downing) Producer and live DJ from Sept. 2007 - Sept. 2009. He Left the show to return to comedy writing. He returned in early 2011.
Other cohorts:
- Alex Jones
- Shannon RoseShannon RoseShannon Rose is a professional wrestling Ring Announcer, EA Sports MMA Ring Announcer, Hollywood reporter and publicist, and Radio Personality.-EDS :...
is host of the segment "The Rose Report", featuring the latest news and gossip from Hollywood and the entertainment industry.
- French, (Daniel French) Producer.
- Samwise, (born Dave Stripling in Decatur, AL, 1978) Often called "Assistant" because Cow can never remember his name. Sometimes called "Chongo". Technical Producer.
- Bug, the "cameraman for the Fox News ChannelFox News ChannelFox News Channel , often called Fox News, is a cable and satellite television news channel owned by the Fox Entertainment Group, a subsidiary of News Corporation...
", is an individual who constantly voices his opinions which annoy Mancow, his other cohorts and the general audience. He does not disclose his name and wishes to remain anonymous.
- Big Gooney (Jim McDermott)
- Miss Packey, The psychic with a hair lip that you can't understand, and does an even worse job of predicting the future.
- Dewey (Dewey Gosnell), "Lord of the Fat Chicks", Webmaster of Mancow.com.
- Pete the Movie Manatee, FloridaFloridaFlorida is a state in the southeastern United States, located on the nation's Atlantic and Gulf coasts. It is bordered to the west by the Gulf of Mexico, to the north by Alabama and Georgia and to the east by the Atlantic Ocean. With a population of 18,801,310 as measured by the 2010 census, it...
-biased movie reviewer.
Former roster
Former main cohorts:- Mercedes Millionaire, Co-host.
- Valeria, Fashion Model and co-host.
- Al Roker, Jr., (Ken Smith, born August 2, 1967), was the main cohort and sports commentatorSports commentatorIn sports broadcasting, a commentator gives a running commentary of a game or event in real time, usually during a live broadcast. The comments are normally a voiceover, with the sounds of the action and spectators also heard in the background. In the case of television commentary, the commentator...
for many years. Smith, a large African AmericanAfrican AmericanAfrican Americans are citizens or residents of the United States who have at least partial ancestry from any of the native populations of Sub-Saharan Africa and are the direct descendants of enslaved Africans within the boundaries of the present United States...
, was reportedly nicknamed "Al Roker, Jr." by show host Erich "Mancow" MullerMancow MullerMatthew Erich "Mancow" Muller is an American radio and television personality. He is best known for Mancow's Morning Madhouse, formerly on Rock 103.5 and WKQX-FM , both Chicago-based radio shows that have been nationally syndicated mostly in small markets by Talk Radio Network...
, after Muller saw in Smith a resemblance to and as a parody of Al RokerAl RokerAlbert Lincoln "Al" Roker, Jr. is an American television meteorologist as well as an actor and book author. He is best known as being the weather anchor on NBC's Today. On Monday, July 20, 2009, he began co-hosting his new morning show, Wake Up with Al, on The Weather Channel, which airs weekdays...
, the NBCNBCThe National Broadcasting Company is an American commercial broadcasting television network and former radio network headquartered in the GE Building in New York City's Rockefeller Center with additional major offices near Los Angeles and in Chicago...
weatherman and Food NetworkFood NetworkFood Network is a television specialty channel that airs both one-time and recurring programs about food and cooking. Scripps Networks Interactive owns 70 percent of the network, with Tribune Company controlling the remaining 30 percent....
show host, primarily because both were overweight African-Americans. Al Roker had also published a book (Don't Make Me Stop this Car: Adventures in Fatherhood) describing his inability to conceive a child, which also contributed to Al Roker Jr's name. This has drawn criticism from many outraged African-Americans, considering this joke "racist and bigoted." (The name is also somewhat erroneous, as Al Roker himself is a "Junior."). Left the show in July 2010 and returned April 14, 2011 for a single show. He quit again due to supposed racial remarks made by Mancow.
- DJ Luv Cheese, (born Midge Ripoli), Technical producer for the show from the debut in 1992 until October 2008. He was let go due to irreconcilable differences. Also known as Mr. Cheez. He is now doing an online show for 1club.fm.
- Marissa Sanchez (born Dana DeLorenzo on January 1, 1983) (New Year's Day) in Youngstown, Ohio to parents Jerry and Phyllis DeLorenzo. DeLorenzo is an American of Italian and Puerto Rican descent, though she is portrayed as Mexican and called Latina Heat on the show. Off the show, DeLorenzo is active in the Chicago theater scene and is a former contributor to tamethebear.tv. It was also previously commented on the show that DeLorenzo had the oddity of being born with a tail. However this has never been independently confirmed nor denied. She left the show in late 2008 for a period before returning on April 7, 2009. She is not currently a part of the show. She has currently moved to Los Angeles, California and will have a bit part in the new Harold & Kumar movie.
- Cowboy Ray (Ray Hofstatter). Killed in a hit-and-run automobile accident as profiled on the FoxFox Broadcasting CompanyFox Broadcasting Company, commonly referred to as Fox Network or simply Fox , is an American commercial broadcasting television network owned by Fox Entertainment Group, part of Rupert Murdoch's News Corporation. Launched on October 9, 1986, Fox was the highest-rated broadcast network in the...
television series, America's Most WantedAmerica's Most WantedAmerica's Most Wanted is an American television program produced by 20th Television, and was the longest-running program of any kind in the history of the Fox Television Network until it was announced on May 16, 2011 that the series was canceled after twenty-three years, with the final episode...
.
- Mini Freak, (born Eric Buttacavolli), Mancow's "homeless" errand-boy, huge Iron Maiden fan and a constant annoyer of Mancow.
- Turd, the Bartender (Jeff Renzetti), Discovered by Mancow while working at Pauly's Pub, a Chicago southside tavern and an alumnus from the Illinois Center for Broadcasting. Involved in many crazy stunts for the show.
- Freak (Wally Kozielski)Freak (Wally Kozielski)"Freak" , is a radio personality in Chicago, Illinois. Kozielski was a cohort of the Chicago-based, nationally syndicated morning radio talk show, Mancow's Morning Madhouse, hosted by Erich "Mancow" Muller for 9 years....
, Traffic and music reporter.
- Irma BlancoIrma BlancoIrma Blanco is an American radio personality from Los Angeles, California. Born and raised of Cuban heritage in Monterey Park, California, she has worked all over the United States, including Miami, Riverside, California, San Francisco and Chicago....
, the Cuban Bombshell, Former news Reporter and the "voice of reason."
- Angie (Fitzsimmons, née Congine), the Phone Girl, Former Phone operator/intern and later co-producer of the show. Formerly romantically linked to Mancow.
- Ryan, the Gay Mexican (Ryan Manno), Music reporter.
- Jim Jim, the Yelling Guy/Jim Jesus (Jim Lynam), Traffic reporter and commentator.
- Abe Kanan, Producer, writer, character actor and creator of phone scams. While his involvement on the show ended in 2006, his phone scams are still played from time to time.
Other Former Cohorts from the TRN syndicated era:
- Amanda, Producer and editor.
- Robby John (Robby Liautaud), Writer and producer.
- Dj Fancypants aka Gay Chris (Christopher Downing) Producer and live DJ from Sept. 2007 - Sept. 2009. Left the show to return to comedy writing. He returned in early 2011.
- Princess (Dusty), Administrator and producer.
- Greasy, Producer and cameraman.
- Bob Noxious (Seth Felman)
- Britta, Intern.
- Buttermilk
- Details, Producer.
former cohorts from the Q101 era:
- Monty, some intern that would occasionally go out on the streets.
- Laughing guy, a guy that had a mental problem where he couldn't stop laughing in public places.. often escorted by Monty.
- Philthy Gumz, a Chicago area Rap Artist.
- Crazy Mary, from the "insane asylum".
- Lyrical Lizard, rapper from Burns Harbor, IndianaBurns Harbor, IndianaBurns Harbor is a town in Westchester Township, Porter County, Indiana, United States on the shores of Lake Michigan in Northwest Indiana and is part of the Chicago metropolitan area...
that often submitted songs for the show. - Toyotaboy, complained constantly about the show on mancow.org.
- Prison Bitch (Jay Love)
- Carrie Ann DeYoung, daughter of former longtime StyxStyx (band)Styx is an American rock band that became famous for its albums from the late 1970s and early 1980s. The Chicago band is known for melding the style of prog-rock with the power of hard rock guitar, strong ballads, and elements of American musical theater....
lead singer, Dennis DeYoungDennis DeYoungDennis DeYoung is an American singer, songwriter, musician and producer best known for being a founding member of the rock band Styx, a tenure that lasted from 1970 to 1999.-Early life:...
. - Al Lewis (aka Grandpa Munster), actor from the TV show, The MunstersThe MunstersThe Munsters is a 1960s American family television sitcom depicting the home life of a family of monsters. It starred Fred Gwynne as Herman Munster and Yvonne De Carlo as his wife, Lily Munster. The series was a satire of both traditional monster movies and popular family entertainment of the era,...
. - Vic, the Prick
- Stacey, the weather girl.
- Heather (Erin Carman), now a DJ on WLUP-FM.
- Tara.
- Amy Bristle (Amy Bristle-Sessoms)
- Lindoo, the Hindu (Linda Ardehali)
- Brian, the Whipping Boy / Gay Mule (Brian Paruch) is currently on 101.9 "The mix" WTMX-FM mornings and weekends
- Scotty FerrallScott FerrallScott Ferrall is an American sports talk radio personality who currently broadcasts for Sirius XM Radio on Howard 101. His voice is easily recognizable by his crackling....
, a sportscaster who briefly co-hosted the show after Freak departed in early 2004. Currently hosts a show on Sirius Satellite RadioSirius Satellite RadioSirius Satellite Radio is a satellite radio service operating in North America, owned by Sirius XM Radio.Headquartered in New York City, with smaller studios in Los Angeles and Memphis, Sirius was officially launched on July 1, 2002 and currently provides 69 streams of music and 65 streams of...
's Howard 101 channel. - Cathy Vlahogiannis, Freak's Niece.
- Rice (first name Daniel).
- Wade, the Gimp.
- Ballz (Dan Levy).
- Q-Ball, Jingles, Stunts with Turd for a short time.
- Crazy Cory
- Kramer (John Desjardins), producer for a short time.
- Shrimp, former producer.
- Bad Breath Bobo Hobo
- Two-fingered Genie
- "Coochie Galore" (Sandy Ferrando), who later became Mancow's wife and mother to his twin daughters.
- Ann, the Phone Girl.
- Sgt. Leo and his left hand club.
- Rusty HumphriesRusty HumphriesRalph E. "Rusty" Humphries is an American radio host, conservative political commentator, and songwriter. Humphries' nationally-syndicated radio show, The Rusty Humphries Show, based in Atlanta, Georgia, airs on over 250 stations through Talk Radio Network.-Career:Humphries has hosted as a...
, producer and writer. Currently host of his own radio talk show syndicated to over 250 radio stations by Talk Radio Network and also on XM.
Former cohorts from the Rock 103.5 era:
- John Wayne Gacy, the Killer Clown on Sports (Bill Hainsworth): Former Sports Reporter, who is a local actor from Chicago area.
- Casanova Ace (Clemine Girard)
- Todd BridgesTodd BridgesTodd Anthony Bridges is an American actor. He is best known for his childhood role as Willis Jackson on the NBC/ABC sitcom Diff'rent Strokes, and for his recurring role as Monk on the UPN/CW sitcom Everybody Hates Chris...
, former actor from the U.S.-based TV sitcom, Diff'rent StrokesDiff'rent StrokesDiff'rent Strokes is an American television sitcom that aired on NBC from November 3, 1978 to May 4, 1985, and on ABC from September 27, 1985 to March 7, 1986...
. - Psycho Steve (last name Grad), the Sports Slob.
- Industrial Joe
- Retard Bill
- Spazz
- Biohazard Boy
- Dead-Head Ed
- Virgin Boy
- Plummer
- Phil Ostermann.
- Mick
- Sergeant Hair Club (Dave Richards), who was Mancow's boss/program director during the Rock 103.5 era.
- Psycho Freaky Francis (Randy Rous), later went on to host morning shows for both KFMWKFMWKFMW, known as "Rock 108", is a radio station based in Waterloo, Iowa. The station has an active rock format. Its signal is transmitted from the AFLAC Tower north of Rowley, Iowa.-History:...
in Waterloo, IowaWaterloo, IowaWaterloo is a city in and the county seat of Black Hawk County, Iowa, United States. As of the 2010 United States Census the population decreased by 0.5% to 68,406. Waterloo is part of the Waterloo – Cedar Falls Metropolitan Statistical Area, and is the more populous of the two...
and morning KRNAKRNAKRNA is a radio station licensed to Iowa City, Iowa, with studios in Cedar Rapids, Iowa. The transmitter for the station is located west of Oxford, Iowa. The station currently has an active rock format. The station is currently owned by Cumulus Media.-History:...
in Cedar Rapids, IowaCedar Rapids, IowaCedar Rapids is the second largest city in Iowa and is the county seat of Linn County. The city lies on both banks of the Cedar River, north of Iowa City and east of Des Moines, the state's capital and largest city...
. - Allan Fee, first producer in the Rock 103.5 era. He currently does mornings/PD at WQALWQALWQAL — branded Q104 — is a commercial Adult Top 40 radio station licensed to Cleveland, Ohio. Studios are located at One Radio Lane along with CBS Radio sister station WDOK.-History:...
in Cleveland, OhioCleveland, OhioCleveland is a city in the U.S. state of Ohio and is the county seat of Cuyahoga County, the most populous county in the state. The city is located in northeastern Ohio on the southern shore of Lake Erie, approximately west of the Pennsylvania border...
. - Big Butt Boy
- Pink Pube Boy(Eric Smith), was a studio guest and frequent caller who dyed his pubic hair pink.
Radio show segments
Mancow's Morning Madhouse has, over the years, developed a repertoire of daily acts, some of which change frequently, and others that have been discontinued. Among these radio acts are:- ADD News: "It takes a minute and get's you up to the minute". A montage of audio clips from various television news sources with the latest headlines in under a minute.
- The Answer is C: Participants are given a "quiz" where the staff reads out a question with a multiple choice answer of 'A,' 'B,' or 'C.' The answer is always 'C,' and is usually highly sarcastic in content.
- Baby Song: A clip of a popular song is played on a glockenspiel. Callers try and guess the song.
- Bob Noxious: A candid audio recording is played of a man saying offensive things on a street setting and people's shocked responses.
- Chop Song-ee: A contest where segments of a popular song are played backwards and callers can try and guess the song. This act is accompanies by a satirical impression of a ChineseHan ChineseHan Chinese are an ethnic group native to China and are the largest single ethnic group in the world.Han Chinese constitute about 92% of the population of the People's Republic of China , 98% of the population of the Republic of China , 78% of the population of Singapore, and about 20% of the...
man, complete with fake karateKarateis a martial art developed in the Ryukyu Islands in what is now Okinawa, Japan. It was developed from indigenous fighting methods called and Chinese kenpō. Karate is a striking art using punching, kicking, knee and elbow strikes, and open-handed techniques such as knife-hands. Grappling, locks,...
sounds in the background. - Christopher Walken Theater: A staff member performing an over-the-top, satirical impression of actor Christopher WalkenChristopher WalkenChristopher Walken is an American stage and screen actor. He has appeared in more than 100 movies and television shows, including Joe Dirt, Annie Hall, The Deer Hunter, The Prophecy trilogy, The Dogs of War, Sleepy Hollow, Brainstorm, The Dead Zone, A View to a Kill, At Close Range, King of New...
reads lines from a movie, and then has callers try to guess the movie. - Cowboy Ray's Time Capsule: A contest where Cowboy Ray lists a number of events from a certain year. Callers try and guess the year.
- Chuck Norris Facts: The staff reads from a list of hyperbolic praises of actor Chuck NorrisChuck NorrisCarlos Ray "Chuck" Norris is an American martial artist and actor. After serving in the United States Air Force, he began his rise to fame as a martial artist and has since founded his own school, Chun Kuk Do...
. - Death Psychic: A fake psychic would come on the air, and claim to predict how people die. Later on, this was turned into the car psychic.
- The Dirty: Mancow's entertainment and gossip report. Hosted by Marissa Sanchez and previously, Ryan, the Gay Mexican.
- Drunk Chick Friday: Muller invites a group of (supposedly) attractive women to visit the studio on Friday mornings, who then become highly intoxicatedDrunkennessAlcohol intoxication is a physiological state that occurs when a person has a high level of ethanol in his or her blood....
and obnoxious as the show progresses. This bit was inspired by Lex and TerryLex and TerryLex and Terry is a syndicated morning radio hosted by Lex Staley and Terry Jaymes. Currently based in Dallas, Texas, the show is distributed by United Stations Radio Networks. It is heard during weekday mornings on 30 radio stations in the U.S. and on XM 165....
's "Drunk Bitch Friday," as well as Howard Stern. - Fact or Schiznit: The staff reads unusual items and offers prizes to callers who can distinguish between the true and false items.
- Humm job: It could be a song, a commercial, perhaps a repetitive song in a video game. The idea was that if you heard something repetitive it would be stuck in your head all day long.
- Jimmy D., Sports Philosopher: Comedic sports commentary reportedly performed by current late night TV talk host, Jimmy KimmelJimmy KimmelJames Christian "Jimmy" Kimmel is an American television host and comedian. He is the host of Jimmy Kimmel Live!, a late-night talk show that airs on ABC. Prior to that, Kimmel was best known as the co-host of Comedy Central's The Man Show and Win Ben Stein's Money...
. - Kiss the Mancow: A member of the Mancow militia speaks as Gene Simmons of KISS and reads the words to a song in an identical voice of Simmons. Listeners call in and guess the correct song.
- Letters to Turd: People would write in, asking turd a question, and he'd answer them in his own stupid way.
- Mancow Mystery Movie: A quote/phrase from a movie is played and callers must try and guess the name of the movie.
- Music News: A daily music news report delivered by DJ Crazy Lips.
- Mystery Ringtones: Mancow plays a ringtone from a cellphone on the air, and callers try to identify what song it is from, usually from popular culture or 80s/90s music.
- On the Streets: Mancow's on-the-streets report, usually delivered by DJ Crazy Lips or an intern. A parody of a topical news 'street' poll segment.
- One Minute Inside a Woman's Head: A segment devoted to the thoughts and ponderings of a typical woman about everyday life, from her boyfriend, Jimmy, to skin cancer, to cosmetics, to her mother and so on. It has also been done as One Minute Inside a Man's Head.
- Mancow minions: Fans calling other radio shows and messing with them
- Phone Scams: The term the show uses to describe prank calls. Typically, the show broadcasts the prank calls ten minutes after the hour.
- Reality Bites: An update of happenings on all currently-airing reality televisionReality televisionReality television is a genre of television programming that presents purportedly unscripted dramatic or humorous situations, documents actual events, and usually features ordinary people instead of professional actors, sometimes in a contest or other situation where a prize is awarded...
shows, delivered by DJ Luv Cheese. - The Rose Report: Featuring the latest in news and gossip from the entertainment business hosted by Shannon RoseShannon RoseShannon Rose is a professional wrestling Ring Announcer, EA Sports MMA Ring Announcer, Hollywood reporter and publicist, and Radio Personality.-EDS :...
. - Skid Theater: The staff pays homeless Chicagoans to act out scenes from movies, and then holds a contest for listeners to name the movie.
- Sports With Al Roker, Jr.: The show's sports news segment, delivered by Al Roker, Jr. The segment always opens with the line, "Open wide for Chunky...," and always ends with the catchphrase, "Kiss my black ass if you don't like it."
- Street Life: Freak interviews homeless people on the street.
- Tales from the Crib: Al Roker, Jr. opens by saying, "Tell me why you hate white people", followed by a black person's response.
- They want our jobs, but they suck: Clips from other radio shows that are really bad in comparison
- Vintage Video Game: A track is played off a retro video game system (such as Arcade, Sega Genesis, or Nintendo) and callers must try and guess the name of the video game
Running jokes
- Muller's wife is considerably younger than he is, and both staff members and callers often try to get in a dig at his expense. Before his marriage, when Muller pondered where to hold the reception, Turd sarcastically suggested Chuck E. Cheese. After his marriage, when he complained his wife couldn't cook, a caller managed to say the following before being cut off: "Well, Mancow, in a few years, when your wife goes to high school, they have this class called home-ec."
- Turd is considered by other staff members to be an alcoholic, so the others try to find ways to stop him from drinking, such as looking for booze so disgusting that he couldn't consume it.
- Freak was constantly teased about being gay, often his soundbites spliced into the song "take you to a gay bar."
- Sometimes, Turd will start to tell a story, only to be stopped by Muller, who reveals that the "story" is actually ripped off of a popular movieFilmA film, also called a movie or motion picture, is a series of still or moving images. It is produced by recording photographic images with cameras, or by creating images using animation techniques or visual effects...
, fairy taleFairy taleA fairy tale is a type of short story that typically features such folkloric characters, such as fairies, goblins, elves, trolls, dwarves, giants or gnomes, and usually magic or enchantments. However, only a small number of the stories refer to fairies...
, or televisionTelevisionTelevision is a telecommunication medium for transmitting and receiving moving images that can be monochrome or colored, with accompanying sound...
show (in this sense, it resembles numerous comedic acts, such as those on Late Night with Conan O'BrienLate Night with Conan O'BrienLate Night with Conan O'Brien is an American late-night talk show hosted by Conan O'Brien that aired 2,725 episodes on NBC between 1993 and 2009. The show featured varied comedic material, celebrity interviews, and musical and comedy performances. Late Night aired weeknights at 12:37 am...
). The show then invariably plays an audio loop which involves Muller slapping Turd. Sometimes this audio loop includes music from the movie Kill BillKill BillKill Bill Volume 1 is a 2003 action thriller film written and directed by Quentin Tarantino. It is the first of two volumes that were theatrically released several months apart, the second volume being Kill Bill Volume 2....
. - Callers and staff members alike call Turd's mother a whore, which invariably elicits the response "My mom is not a whore!"
- Philthy Gumz, DJ Luv Cheez, Al Roker, Jr. and DJ Crazy Lipz are all members of 40 Records, the fictitious rap label well known for hits like, "Bounce That Stack," "Sip Sip," and "The Luvcheez Anthem."
- Al Roker, Jr. an obese African American plays to the stereotypeStereotypeA stereotype is a popular belief about specific social groups or types of individuals. The concepts of "stereotype" and "prejudice" are often confused with many other different meanings...
that all black men want sex with white women. The words "white women" have become somewhat of his catchphrase; he uses them even in his reporting outside of the morning show. - Any time the name MenomineeMenomineeSome placenames use other spellings, see also Menomonee and Menomonie.The Menominee are a nation of Native Americans living in Wisconsin. The Menominee, along with the Ho-Chunk, are the only tribes that are indigenous to what is now Wisconsin...
or the word phenomena is mentioned, or any other such word that sounds like those, the background crew members respond with a "Do-do do-do-do" tune. This is a reference to the famous song "Mah Nà Mah NàMah Nà Mah Nà"Mah Nà Mah Nà" is a popular song written by Piero Umiliani. It originally appeared in the Italian film Sweden: Heaven and Hell . It was a minor radio hit in the U.S...
" regularly played on The Muppet ShowThe Muppet ShowThe Muppet Show is a British television programme produced by American puppeteer Jim Henson and featuring Muppets. After two pilot episodes were produced in 1974 and 1975, the show premiered on 5 September 1976 and five series were produced until 15 March 1981, lasting 120 episodes...
. - Thomas West, the owner of a hair salon next door to Muller's studio, is a recurring victim of pranks from Muller, his staff, and his celebrity guests. Most of the prank calls typically involve questioning West's heterosexuality and making obscene business propositions. West's catchphrase "I'm going to put you through the frickin' window!" stems from his initial response to the phone calls.
- More recently, when Mancow says the phrase Morning Radio (usually after telling a self-admittedly bad jokeJokeA joke is a phrase or a paragraph with a humorous twist. It can be in many different forms, such as a question or short story. To achieve this end, jokes may employ irony, sarcasm, word play and other devices...
or punPunThe pun, also called paronomasia, is a form of word play which suggests two or more meanings, by exploiting multiple meanings of words, or of similar-sounding words, for an intended humorous or rhetorical effect. These ambiguities can arise from the intentional use and abuse of homophonic,...
), the entire staff responds with "It sucks!" - When a caller addresses Muller as "you crazy bastard", Muller responds by saying "you son of a bitch."
- Muller constantly insults the city of Joliet, IllinoisJoliet, IllinoisJoliet is a city in Will and Kendall Counties in the U.S. state of Illinois, located southwest of Chicago. It is the county seat of Will County. As of the 2010 census, the city was the fourth-most populated in Illinois, with a population of 147,433. It continues to be Illinois' fastest growing...
(located south of Chicago), with snide remarks and insults calling it "Toilet", to the point of creating a mock folk song, "The Joliet Big Trash Mountain." When listeners from outside the Chicago or Illinois area call, he often tries to trick them by claiming that folk song is a "famous" song that's been around for decades (although the show created it less than a decade ago). It is sung to the tune of "Big Rock Candy Mountain", which is a famous song, that's been around for decades.
FCC problems
Mancow's Morning Madhouse ran afoul with the Federal Communications CommissionFederal Communications Commission
The Federal Communications Commission is an independent agency of the United States government, created, Congressional statute , and with the majority of its commissioners appointed by the current President. The FCC works towards six goals in the areas of broadband, competition, the spectrum, the...
(FCC) indecency regulations in at least six separate incidents during 2000 and 2001. As a result, the FCC levied $42,000 in fines on Emmis Communications
Emmis Communications
Emmis Communications is a media conglomerate based in Indianapolis, Indiana. The company owns radio stations and magazines in the United States, Hungary, Slovakia and Bulgaria.-History:...
, the licensee of Mancow's then-home station WKQX-FM
Q101
The Q101 name is used by the following radio stations:* KQDJ-FM, Valley City, North Dakota* WWWN, formerly WKQX, a former alternative rock station in Chicago, Illinois* WMYQ, Ft. Wayne/Warsaw, IN * WAMS-FM, Snow Hill, Maryland...
. In 2004, Emmis Communications signed a consent decree with the FCC sharply restricting indecent content and requiring the payment of $300,000 to the US government. http://www.fcc.gov/eb/Orders/2002/DA-02-26A1.htmlhttp://www.fcc.gov/eb/Orders/2002/DA-02-2937A1.html