History

Before this majestic river came to be what we all know and love today, it was but a mere puddle. As years went by, constant raining made it grow into a big lake. One day a meteor struck. The impact spread the water across the island and, after all that effort, it was reduced to a pond. Sinking into a deep depression, the pond began to experiment with drugs. Its life started spiraling downwards until one day, the great mountains said: "..." That's when the pond decided to quit using drugs and gain back control of its life. After intense workout and lot's of hydration, it became long and powerful river. Then someone dumped radioactive waste on the river making it bigerer. It was so big that it ran through the whole Bayamon. People respected it and then it became the king of everything ever.