Directed by Gary Winick. Written by Josh Goldsmith and Cathy Yuspa.

Jenna Rink

• Dad! You promised you were gonna stay upstairs! GO!

• I wanna be thirty. Thirty and flirty and thriving...

Others

• Lucy: OK, you can wipe the doe-eyed-Bambi-watching-her-mother-get-shot-and-strapped-to-the-back-of-a-van look from your face.

• Matt: It doesn't matter what Lucy said. I stopped trusting her after she stole my poprocks in the third grade.

• Matt: You don't always get the dream house, but sometimes you get pretty close, you know?

Dialogue

[Repeated lines]

Matt: Arrivederci.

Jenna: Au revoir.

Matt: You know, I can't believe you invited those clones.

Jenna: They're my friends.

Matt: The Six Chicks are not your friends, okay?

Jenna: Well… almost. And someday I'm gonna be a Six Chick.

Matt: There are six of them, Jenna. That's the whole point. There can't be a seventh Six Chick. It's just mathematically impossible. Besides, you're way cooler than they are. They're totally unoriginal.

Jenna: I don't wanna be original, Matty. I wanna be cool.

Mom: Just because you don't look like those girls in Poise magazine doesn't mean you're not beautiful in your own way.

Jenna: I don't wanna be beautiful in my own way. I wanna look like these people!

Mom: Oh, those aren't people, honey. Those are models.

Jenna: Look at this. [reads from magazine] "Thirty and flirty and thriving. Why the thirties are the best years of your life." I wanna be thirty.

Mom: [chuckles] Well, you will be, honey.

Lucy: Can you get in the car?

Jenna: I can't get in the car, I don't get in the car with strangers.

Lucy: Please get in the car, we're gonna be late.

Jenna: I can't get in the car, I don't know you.

Lucy: Just get in the car.

Jenna: I don't get in the car with strangers!

Lucy: You're being a little paranoid.

Alex: Hey, Sweet-Bottom!

Jenna: It's you! You, you put on your pants! And stop calling me "Sweet-Bottom"!

Alex: Look, baby, I —

Jenna: And get out of my house!

Jenna: Wait, listen to me. I'm 13!

Lucy: Jenna, if you're gonna start lying about your age, I'd go with 27.

Lucy: Okay, Jenna, repeat after me: I am Jenna Rink, big time magazine editor.

Jenna: I am?

Lucy: Say it.

Jenna: I am Jenna Rink big time magazine editor.

Lucy: I'm a tough bitch.

[Jenna looks away, embarrassed to say it]

Lucy: Say it!

Jenna: I am a tough [whispers] bitch.

Lucy: I'm gonna walk into this office and not let anyone know I'm hung over.

Jenna: But that's just it. I'm not hung over-

[Lucy gives her pointed look]

Jenna: [sighs] I'm gonna walk into this office and not let anyone know I'm hung over.

Jenna: [to her 13-year-old neighbor girl] I like your shoes.

Becky: Thanks. I like your dress.

Jenna: That's 'cause I've got these incredible boobs to fill it out!

Arlene: Eminem's on the phone; he wants an answer now.

Jenna: [thinking Arlene is referring to M&M's] Umm...plain.

[Arlene looks at her strangely]

Jenna: Peanut? Plain!

Richard: Who's your daddy?

Jenna: Wayne Rink!

Jenna: Hey! You got arm hair!

Matt: Never got quite that reaction before.

Matt: Jenna, what are you... Why are you here?

Jenna: Matty, I told you - something really weird is happening. Yesterday was my 13th birthday and then, and then today I woke up and I'm this, and you, I mean - you're that! You get it?

Matt: [long pause] Are you high? You been smoking pot? Doing X? Fallen into a K-Hole? You doing drugs?

Jenna: What happened?

Matt: I don't know. I can pretty much peg it to your 13th birthday party, when you were in the closet playing that game. Spin the Rapist?

Jenna: Seven Minutes in Heaven.

Jenna: Matty.

Matt: Yeah?

Jenna: Arrivederci.

Matt: I'll see you.

Jenna: Matt!

Matt: Yeah?

[She gives him a look.]

Matt: Au revoir.

Lucy: Beaver? You lost all your baby fat! How does the Beaver stay warm in winter?

Matt: Lucy? I barely recognized you. Did you get a nose job?

Richard: Jenna, my balls - Excuse my French - are in an iron vice. Corporates are twisting and squeezing like a bunch of dominatrixes on steroids, and now Lucy is presenting her own re-design without you. Could you tell me what is going on?

Jenna: What is going on is that you are going to have more choices.

Richard: With all due respect to Lucy, I'm far more anxious to know what you've been working on.

Jenna: Thank you.

Richard: I'm not trying to compliment you. I'm trying to pressure you.

Jenna: How long until your balls get totally squished?

Richard: Hopefully never, I'm rather attached to my balls.

Jenna: Can they hang in there til five?

Arlene: Jenna your prints are ready!

Jenna: Ok wait a second! [goes in and out of her office]

Jenna: Oh aren't you coming?

Arlene: Yes, yes hang on!

Richard: Ok so everybody's invited now hmm?

Arlene: Oh excuse me..[walking past Richard]

Richard: Oh no go ahead...you know - what am I? Just an editor in chief - whatever!

Richard: So, who's the mystery photographer?

Jenna: Matt Flamhaff.

Richard: Is he Arthur, or Martha?

Jenna: Matt. He's Matt.

Richard: [chuckles] No — is he gay?

Jenna: [after pausing to look him up and down] Are you gay?

Jenna: Becky, can I ask you something?

Becky: Yeah, sure.

Jenna: Can you tell I'm wearing underwear, 'cause I totally am.

Becky: I think that's kinda the point!

Jenna: You want to know a secret?

Matt: Yeah.

Jenna: You're the sweetest guy I've ever met.

Matt: You can't just turn back time, Jenna.

Jenna: Why not?

Jenna: I love you, Matt. You're my best friend.

Matt: Jenna... I've always loved you.

Cast

• Jennifer Garner - Jenna Rink
• Mark Ruffalo - Matt Flamhaff
• Judy Greer - Lucy Wyman
• Andy Serkis - Richard Kneeland
• Lynn Collins - Wendy
• Samuel Ball - Alex Carlson
• Renee Olstead - Becky
• Christa B. Allen - Young Jenna
• Sean Marquette - Young Matt
• Alexandra Kyle - Tom-Tom (young Lucy)