Aphorisms. Magnum in Parvo (2000)

• Nie Kolumb pierwszy odkrył Amerykę, ale pierwszy ją opatentował.
  • Columbus was not the first one to discover America, only the first to patent it.

• Współczesne cywilizacje są mocno skomputerroryzowane.
  • Modern civilization is highly computerrorized.

• Nienawiść jest jak Hydra, im więcej głów ścinasz, tym bardziej ją wzmacniasz.
  • Hatred is like a Hydra - the more heads one chops off, the stronger it grows.

• Niewolnik marzy o wolności, człowiek wolny o bogactwie, bogacz o władzy, a władca o wolności.
  • A slave dreams of freedom, a free man dreams of wealth, the wealthy dream of power, and the powerful dream of freedom.

• The tragedy of a thoughtless man is not that he doesn't think, but that he thinks that he's thinking.

• Never curse an illness; better ask for health.

• Man invented the car to comfortably sit in jams.

• Women are beautiful in the light of the day, but are even more so in the shadows of the night.

• Man invented clothing to cover the superficial and to discover the inside.

• The first true love is always the last one.

• If you do not want it to rain, always carry an umbrella.

• A woman withers when she is watered only with tears.

• Politics is a great art. It succeeds at convincing the people that they have to pay for what has been stolen from them.