Bowser is the King of Koopas in the Super Mario Bros videogame series, owned by Nintendo. As Mario is probably the most recognisable character in the world of the gaming, Bowser is the most recognisable video game villain in the world.

Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars

• "NO!!! It's a chain reaction!!"

• "The bridge is down, but we'll find a way to get back in. Move out, on the double!"

• "All this power, and good looks too! I know what you're thinking..."

• "I'm lightning in a bottle! I'm an earthquake in a can!"

• "If Mario doesn't find these Star things, I'll have the princess, but I can forget about my castle... Can you run that past me again?"

• "Like the moon over
  The day, my genius and brawn
  Are lost on these fools."

Super Mario 64

• "Welcome. No one's home! Now scram -- and don't come back!"

Paper Mario

• "With the power of the Star Rod, I can finally have everything I've always wanted!"

• "Oh no! I can't believe I left my secret diary lying out! It would be totally embarrassing if someone were to read that thing. Wuh... wuh... WHAAAT?!! What's the princess doing here?"

• "Mario always defeats me... This time I became invincible and I STILL couldn't beat him!"

Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga

• "Mario! Do something super!"

• "Attacking me when my back is turned, huh? Well that's typical! C'mere, Super Coward Bros!"

• "Look, keep your diet jokes to yourself! They're not funny! Just get me out of here!!!"

Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door

• "Crystal Stars? They sound like great world-conquering tools! I want 'em!"

• "Great, just great. Now I look like the huge, mighty King of GUYS WHO TALK TO POSTERS!"

• "It's hag vs. hag! Awesome!"

• "Pbbbthbtth! Am I Mario's baby-sitter? I don't care what he's doing! Are you going to call me every time that guy blows his nose, or what? Sheesh!"

• "Under NO circumstances is ANYONE allowed to kidnap Peach without MY say so"

• "AIRHEAD!!! A picnic?!? You MORON! This is no time for fun! See, THIS is why my evil plans always derail! Because you clods always goof off! AAARGH!"

• "I am Bowser, businessman of legend! Fear my accounting!"

• "ARRGH! Those Mario Bros. are the most annoying brothers of all time!"

• "Gra har har har! What's a finale without a Bowser appearance? A cruddy finale, that's what!"

• "You're both too old,"

• "Today's the day I flush a plumber down the drain!"

• "Gra ha ha har! Bowser, the mighty Koopa King has arrived! Hold your applause, minions! But now that I'm here... Kammy! You crusty old hag! Why did you summon me?"

• "Under NO circumstances is ANYONE allowed to kidnap her without MY say-so!!! I will NOT stand for this! I'm going to Rogueport, NOW! I've got to kidnap her back!"

Super Paper Mario

• "Bwah ha ha! Will I marry Peach? Are you kidding me? The answer's YESSSSSSSS!

• "Bah! Mario... AND Luigi?! How'd you get in here?...What? My front gate was open?! How many times have I told those idiots?! If you're the last in, LOCK THE GATE!"

• "I'll tell you who doesn't make even a little bit of sense... Count Bleck!

• "Enough! Release Princess Peach, right now! I'm on a schedule over here!

• "No more sequels! It's gonna end right here, right now. ONCE AND FOR ALL!"

• "AARGH! Why do I always lose?! I get up every time, though! As many times as it takes to send you to the Underwhere!"

• "I'm grade - A, 100% prime cut final boss! I'm going to take over the world any day now!"

• "No way am I helping Mario! He's always trashing my awesome plans."

• "NO! I'M NOT SWEET!"

• "Yeah! Anyone who wears a cape and a monocle is just begging for a beating."

• "Trust me, any problem comes up, I'll stomp it into next week! I'll Bowserserize it!"

Mario Party 8

• "Get ready for a reversal, ya crooks! Let's do the crime warp again! Bwahaha!"

• "You call yourself a henchman? You're a STENCHMAN!"

The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!

• "Koopa Pack, attack!" - Various episodes

• "He who koops and runs away lives to koop another day!" - Various episodes

• "Watch it soldier, when I want my feet licked, I'll ask for it! I want my feet licked." - "The Bird! The Bird! / Neatness Counts"

• "Like my grandfather Poppa La Koopa always said: "Cheat, beat, and be merry!" - "Butch Mario & the Luigi Kid / All Steamed Up"

• "Don't know what I'd do without my carpet phone!" - "Mario's Magic Carpet / Marianne and Luigeena"

• - "I'll get you for this, you pesky plumbers! A Koopa never forgets!" - "Mario's Magic Carpet / Marianne and Luigeena"

• "Happy? Imposter! I never use the H word." - "Rolling Down the River / The Mario Monster Mash"

• "Fool! Those pinhead plumbers are bound to try to rescue Princess Toadstool, and I intend to capture them before they do." - "Rolling Down the River / The Mario Monster Mash"

• "Don't question my orders, you rotten rodent! Just do it!" - "Rolling Down the River / The Mario Monster Mash"

• "Don't interrupt me, not while I'm boasting and gloating!" - "Rolling Down the River / The Mario Monster Mash"

• "Stop wisecracking, mushroom, or I'll turn you into soap!" - "Rolling Down the River / The Mario Monster Mash"

• "One of the nice things about being evil is... you get to lie a lot. Ha ha." - "The Great Gladiator Gig / Bonkers from Yonkers"

• "Fum fee fi fo! I smell the brothers Mario!" - "Mario and the Beanstalk / Bats in the Basement"

• "That goose is gonna smother you brothers!" - "Mario and the Beanstalk / Bats in the Basement"

• "OK, that does it! You're all gonna be Koopatized!" - "The Great BMX Race / Mama Mia Mario"

• "There'll be other crooked races and other ways to cheat!" - "The Great BMX Race / Mama Mia Mario"

• "You're breaking my heart, princess! Now, get to work! Now that you and these Quirks are my slaves, I got other planets to plunder! *laughs*" - "Stars in Their Eyes / Alligator Dundee"

• "You call that music? Stop that racket! I hate that music! I hate spaghetti! I hate Quirks! I hate those faucet freaks!" - "Stars in Their Eyes / Alligator Dundee"

• "Alright! Which one of you messed up? Who ruined all my sneaky underhanded plans?" - "Jungle Fever / Dance"

• "Thank you, princess! You saved me all the trouble of hunting you down! You're so nice to me!" - "Jungle Fever / Dance"

• "The courage beyond compare, the bravery beyond description, I praise this great hero, the superior fiend... me. Koopa Khan the magnificent. If I didn't deserve this, I wouldn't give it to me." - "Brooklyn Bound / Cher's Poochie"

• "Last one into the cave is a goodie-goodie!" - "Brooklyn Bound / Cher's Poochie"

• "Goodbye, jerkos! And don't come back!" - "Brooklyn Bound / Cher's Poochie"

• "Those annoying wrench-heads won’t ruin my evil plan! Prepare an ambush, Mouser! Make road pizzas out of them!" - "Toad Warriors / E.C. The Extra Creepy"

• "These fireballs are fantastic! Think of the destruction; think of the wreckage; think of how much this'll lower my heating bill!" - "The Fire of Hercufleas / The Marios Fight Back"

• "Mouser! More marshmallows!" - "The Fire of Hercufleas / The Marios Fight Back"

• "Say ciao to your friends, Princess Toadstool. That's goodbye in Italian, because when you see 'em again, you'll be a tomato sauce sucking vampire, just like me! - "Count Koopula / Magician"

• "Fire a warning shot! ... On second thought, blow the plumber-boys and the Princess right off the boat!" - "Pirates of Koopa / Do You Believe in Magic?"

• "Listen up, you reptile retches! It's time to play 'Auction the Princess'! Do I hear one-thousand gold coins? Remember, the money goes to my favorite charity... Me." - "Pirates of Koopa / Do You Believe in Magic?"

• "I'm rich! I'm filthy, stinkin', mouth-watering rich!" - "Pirates of Koopa / Do You Believe in Magic?"

• "Ga ga goo goo! Now you terrible tots will do all my chores, while I play!" - "Two Plumbers and a Baby / Lost Dog"

• "Stop, or I'll tell on you!" - "Two Plumbers and a Baby / Lost Dog"

• "Rotten reptiles! It's that pasta-eatin' plumber!" - "The Adventures of Sherlock Mario / Plumbers of the Year"

• "You don't scare me, you linguini-lickin' losers!" - "The Adventures of Sherlock Mario / Plumbers of the Year"

• "I'm gonna turn these two fat little plumbers into two flat little plumbers." - "Do You Princess Toadstool Take This Koopa...? / Mario Hillbillies"

• "Keep your crown on! You want people to think I'm marrying a nag?" - "Do You Princess Toadstool Take This Koopa...? / Mario Hillbillies"

• "Boogie with Koopa, you fungus brats! Boogie right into my double-dealing clutches!" - "The Pied Koopa / Super Plant"

• "Mouser, this is not a nursery school! This is an evil castle!" - "The Pied Koopa / Super Plant"

• "No one is that stupid!" - "Koopenstein / Baby Mario Love"

• "Oh, goody-goody! The Tunnel of Doom! My favorite!" - "On Her Majesty's Sewer Service / 9001: A Mario Odyssey"

• "When I get my mitts on you, you're gonna be creamed, Mushroom!" - "Too Hot to Handle / Time Out Luigi"

• "I'm always ready for sneaky badness!" - "Too Hot to Handle / Time Out Luigi"

• "I love being rotten!" - "Too Hot to Handle / Time Out Luigi"

• "Just because I said it doesn't mean I meant it!" - "Too Hot to Handle / Time Out Luigi"

• "You mean I can't destroy the island? I hate those Marios! They always spoil my fun!" - "Too Hot to Handle / Time Out Luigi"

• "You were hoodwinked by Hooded Robin! I'm gonna pluck that bird nerd wing from wing!" - "Hooded Robin and His Mario Men / Flower Power"

• "Kiss Koopa's feet and I'll gladly get rid of the sea monster for ya!" - "20,000 Koopas Under the Sea / Vampire Until Ready"

• "Let's ram 'em, slam 'em, and ruin their day!" - "20,000 Koopas Under the Sea / Vampire Until Ready"

• "Pesky persnickety plumbers! I wish they'd never been invented!" - "20,000 Koopas Under the Sea / Vampire Until Ready"

• "Mouser, if anything happens to the princess, I'll turn you into Swiss cheese!" - "Mighty McMario and the Pot of Gold / Heart Throb"

• "Too late! His gorgeous self is here!" - "Mighty McMario and the Pot of Gold / Heart Throb"

• "Run, you teensy tempura tasters! I'm gonna squash this city flatter than a tofu pancake!" - "Mario Meets Koop-zilla / Fortune Teller"

• "Scram, pests, or I'll call an exterminator!!" - "Mario Meets Koop-zilla / Fortune Teller"

• "Stand still so I can squash ya, you little vermin!" - "Mario Meets Koop-zilla / Fortune Teller"

• "Ba humkoop!" - "Koopa Klaus / Little Marios"

• "Plug your ears and watch your rears! We're goin' Bob-omb bowlin'" - "The Unzappables / George Washington Slept Here"

• "Let's stash this cash and dash!" - "The Unzappables / George Washington Slept Here"

• "Gosh, this tyrant business is hard work! I'm too pooped to Koop! Think I'll take a Koopa catnap." - "The Ten Koopmandments / The Artist"

• "Lousy lizards! This is enough to make a grown Koopa cry!" - "The Ten Koopmandments / The Artist"

• "You call yourself an army, you miserable misfits? Why am I cursed with such incompetants?! - "The Koopas Are Coming! The Koopas Are Coming! / Zenned Out Mario"

• "It's those dumber plumbers, the Mario Bros.!" - "The Trojan Koopa / Texas Tea"

• "It's... it's... it's horrible! It's disgusting! It's me!" - "The Trojan Koopa / Texas Tea"

• "More! I want more! More!" - "The Great Gold Coin Rush / Game Show Host"

• "Make way for the big daddio, the headman, the new king of Sock Hop Land: Koopa, the Kool!" "Elvin Lives / Home Radio"

• "No way, José! They'll never catch the Koopilac! I got dual carbs! I got four on the floor!" "Elvin Lives / Home Radio"

• "When you hurt Koopa's nose, you've blown it!" - "Plumbers Academy / Glasnuts"

• "In just a few minutes, the bidding for Princess Toadstool and her slimy friend Toad will begin! So drink up your Koopa Kola!" - "Karate Koopa / Adee Don't"

• "Welcome aboard Air Albatoss. This is your Koopa speaking. This flight is non-stop 'til ya drop!" - "Mario of the Apes / Chippie Chipmunks"

• "We're gonna celebrate the capture of those faucet freaks by letting me win a baseball game." - "Princess, I Shunk the Mario Brothers / A Basement Divided"

• "OW! I hate plumbers! OW! I hate... OW! Why can't they pick on... OW! Someone their own size?" - "Princess, I Shunk the Mario Brothers / A Basement Divided"

• "It makes me feel so warm, to be so cold!" - "Little Red Riding Princess / No Way to Treat a Queenie"

• "I want that ranger in danger! Now!" - "The Provolone Ranger / Goodbye Mr. Fish"

• "Koopa Court is now in session! Bailiff Mouser, read those phony charges you and I cooked up!" - "Escape from Koopatraz / French"

• "Congratulations! You've won a five-hundred year all-expense paid trip to Club Koopatraz!" - "Escape from Koopatraz / French"

• "It was so much fun being your crooked judge, I decided to become your cruel warden!" - "Escape from Koopatraz / French"

• "This better be a bad dream, plumber, 'cause if it's not, you're in deep fettuccine!" - "Escape from Koopatraz / French"

• "What the Koop are you talkin' about?" "Mario of the Deep / Two Bums from Brooklyn"

• "You mean this is all?! There ain't enough gold here to bother Kooping about!" - "Mario of the Deep / Two Bums from Brooklyn"

• "You Mario Bros. ruined my evil schemes, so I'm gonna ruin the burg that you love best!" - "Flatbush Koopa / Opera"

• "Hold your applause! I know it's a genius idea, but I have them all the time!" - "Flatbush Koopa / Opera"

• "Fankoopingtastic, it worked!" - "Raiders of the Lost Mushroom / Cyrano de Mario"

• "I love Down Under Land! It's where Mario Bros. went down- and under!" - "Crocodile Mario / Rowdy Roddy's Rotten Pipes"

• "Go to Warp 10, Mouser!" "Star Koopa / Santa Claus Is Coming to Flatbush"

• "If you want something wrong done right, you gotta wrong-do it yourself!" - "Star Koopa / Santa Claus Is Coming to Flatbush"

• "I am the mighty Robo Koopa! Half Koopa, half machine. Built for destruction! And I'm gonna destroy you miserable little meddlers! (fiddles on his control panel) Drat! Where is that 'destroy-you-miserable-little-meddlers' button!" - "Robo Koopa / Captain Lou is Missing"

• "The fun's not over yet! I've got Super-vision; Super-hearing; Super-strength; And yes, even... Super-toes!" - "Robo Koopa / Captain Lou is Missing".

• "If it isn't... Robo-Rooter!" - "Robo Koopa / Captain Lou is Missing".

The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3

• "That's a cruel, rotten, disgusting idea - and I love it!" - "Sneaking Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"

• "Quiet, Koopalings! I'm the king here! I'll decide what land we're gonna take over!" - "Sneaking Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"

• "Now you'll see why I modestly call myself a genius." - "Sneaking Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"

• "Hey! Who's been foolin' with my wands?" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"

• "I'd love to save you, kids, but I just remembered I have a tail-styling appointment in another Warp Zone!" - "Sneaking Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"

• "I pledge allegiance to Kootie Pie and the repulsiveness for which she stands..." - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"

• "Go clean your room! And you'd better do it! Stop pinching your little brother! Don't be a brat! Turn down your stereo! Pick up your socks! Close the door! Get off the telephone!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"

• "Me, nice? I've never been nice in my life! I'm allergic to nice!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"

• "Well, hello there! Give your uncle a big kiss! (kisses baby, who hits him with rattle) Ow! Why you-- uh, you sweet little thing you! (kisses baby again) Yuck! I hate mushroom brats!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"

• "If I want something, I'll just take it!" "Princess Toadstool for President"

• "Get off my throne, you ugly upstick!" - "Never Koop a Koopa"

• "Costumed plumbers at your service, ma'am! We make plumbing a party!" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"

• "Oh, I hate it when my tootsie-wootsies get wet!" - "Oh, Brother!"

• "Kooky, what are you doing? I'm your dear old King Dad!" - "Oh, Brother!"

• "Knock it off, knuckleheads! I'm not doing exercises, I'm having a temper tantrum!" - "Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"

• "HAHAHAHAHA! This is Koopa-riffic! I can do even more bad in my Doomsub than in my Doomship!" - "The Ugly Mermaid"

• "I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS, MARIOOOOOOOO!!!" - "The Ugly Mermaid"

• "And I just got this clunker back from the repair shop!" - "7 Continents for 7 Koopas"

• "The Real World's got seven continents, and I'm givin' one to each of you to do with what you like! Bully, you get to be the beast of the east in Asia! Cheatsy, you show how low you can go, down under, in Australia! Kootie Pie, show the Old World some newer nastiness! Go be a plague in Europe! Kooky, go wild in Africa! Big Mouth, blow your hot air all over Antarctica! Hip, rediscover North America! Be rotten from sea to shining sea! Hop, lambada South America! Give the Real World a Koopaling it'll never forget!" - "7 Continents for 7 Koopas"

• "We never would've lost if you Koopaling clowns had just tried to wake me up! Whose idea was this midnight attack?!" - "True Colors"

• "Gimme back Hip's Magic Wand! It's Koopa property, and it's rightfully mine!" - "Recycled Koopa"

• "It's not neat stuff, you nincomkoop! It's the same trash we had before! Now get rid of it! And this time, see that it doesn't come back!" - "Recycled Koopa"

• "It's a dirty job, but somebody gets to do it!" - "Recycled Koopa"

• "Hey, what are you staring at? Haven't you ever seen a reptile ready to conquer the world?" - "Super Koopa"

Super Mario World

• "I'm back! And so is 'Captain N & Super Mario Bros. World'!" - Various episodes

• "This is easier than talking Kootie Pie into a shopping spree!" - "Send in the Clown"

• "You are about to enter this Warp Pipe and into a dimension beyond space and time." - "Send in the Clown"

• "Time out on the tongue department, Big Mouth!" - "Send in the Clown"

• "Are my dinosaurs in for a treat! Kinda high in cholesterol, but I'm sure they can handle it!" - "Send in the Clown"

• "I wouldn't do that, plunger-face, not if you want to see your precious princess again!" - "Send in the Clown"

• "Remember, 'Oogtar' spelled backwards is 'rat goo'!" - "The Night Before Cave Christmas"

• "STOP! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO OPEN IT TILL CHRISTMAS... (BOOM) ... morning." - "The Night Before Cave Christmas"

• "All right! Come and get your burgers!" - "King Scoopa Koopa"

• "Eight Egg Scoopa Koopas coming up! Cook 'em good! No one likes runny eggs, dinobrain!" - "King Scoopa Koopa"

• "Patience, my little chickadees. Egg Scoopa Koopas for everyone, cash in hands, of course." - "King Scoopa Koopa"

• "Hey, don't forget the special Scoopa Sauce. A little scoop'll do ya! Hmmm...!?" - "King Scoopa Koopa"

• "Koopa Sez, everybody go to the Dome Castle, and get Mario and Luigi, and bring them to me!" - "Rock TV"

• "I haven't done anything really rotten in a long time, not since yesterday." - "Rock TV"

• "Clams, coins, old socks, we're given' em away!" - "Rock TV"

• "Top this, turkey-mouth!" - "Rock TV"

• "You will grow up to be sneaky, two-faced, cheating illiterates, just like your dad!" - "A Little Learning"

• "HIP! HOP! GET IN HERE! I'LL SEND YOU TO SCHOOL! Gladly." - "A Little Learning"

• "I can always build another castle, but you can't build another princess." - "Mama Luigi"

Nintendo Comics System

• "Who were you expecting? The Tooth Fairy?" - "The Legend"

• "A stout ship, a loyal crew -- or else -- and lots of stolen money. This is the most fun you can have without pulverizing a plumber." - "Mutiny on the Fungi"

• "Whose harebrained idea was it to make a coin operated battleship?" - "Mutiny on the Fungi"

• "In case you didn't notice, I don't give a blond hog's hair about "honor"!" - "Mutiny on the Fungi"

• "This is gonna be excellent!" - "Just Deserts"

• "I should never have quit my day job!" - "Just Deserts"

• "Sob! My beautiful fortress! And I was going to conquer the world on Tuesday!" - "Just Deserts"

• "Will someone get me a drink without little paper umbrellas??!" - "Beauty and the Beach"

• "Don't hold the bomb when it blows up -- You'll waste a perfectly good bomb!!" - "Beauty and the Beach"

• "PTEWWW!! What is this?!!!! I didn't order Koopa Kola Plain -- I wanted Koopa Kola Crunchy!!!" - "Duh Stoopid Bomb!"

• "My ol' pop used to say in situations like this - 'Son, when you put your mind to it, there's no problem big enough to run away from'!" - "The Buddy System"

• "I wonder if I can put Lemmy up for adoption?" - "The Buddy System"

• "Yeah? Well, they're gonna be flattened! King Bowser Koopa is nobody's fair game!" - "It's Always Fair Weather"

• "I'n terriby disappointed in all of you. Except you, Lemmy. I know you're a blithering idiot!" - "Bowser Knows Best"

• "What is it with you kids these days!! Is it hip to be stupid nowadays? Is there a fad nobody's told old dad about?" - "Bowser Knows Best"

Super Mario Adventures

• "Ta ta, turtle dove, until next week. Here's a smooch for your sweet cheek."

• "Bwa ha ha! My sinister plot worked!"

• "Am I handsome or what!"

Super Mario Bros.

• "PREPARE FOR DESTINY! ...Where's my pizza?"

• "Perhaps if I could just make you idiots smarter, you won't screw-up this time."

• "Heres whats logical to me... if you do not return with the plumbers and the rock... I shall personally kill you."

• "After the merge, it will be nice to see the humans de-evolve, won't it? What is it they come from? I keep forgetting, its, uh, mice or something..."

• "Disgusting mammals."

• "Well, my, my, looks like you got up on the wrong side of the nest this morning."

• "That I am, ruler of all you see. A few miserable streets and endless desert."

• "My, my, you have let yourself go! See, I'm not such a bad guy, you always wanted to be everywhere, well now you are. And I wanna tell you something, you can go ahead and choke this little Mushroom Kingdom all you want, cuz', I'm out of here. I'm out into the bigger world! I gotta a couple a plumbers bringin' me the rest of the meteorite. Soon to be dead plumbers. And by the way, you really oughta pull yourself back together again... slime bucket!"

• "King Koopa here. I'd like the Koopa Special. Yes, dino, lizard, hold the mammal, no worms and, uh, spicy."