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• That's hot!.
  • Youtube - "That's Hot" Medley

• I used to act dumb. It was an act. I am 26 years old, and that act is no longer cute. It is not who I am, nor do I want to be that person for the young girls who looked up to me. I know now that I can make a difference, that I have the power to do that. I have been thinking that I want to do different things when I am out of here. I have become much more spiritual. God has given me this new chance.
  • As quoted at ABC News (11 June 2007)

• You're a fucking bitch. I'm going to destroy you.
  • Paris Hilton to Zeta Graff in "Paris Hilton's lawyers: We want more information on accuser's mental condition" at CourtTV (25 January 2006) by Lisa Sweetingham

Confessions of an Heiress (2004)

Confessions of an Heiress: A Tongue-in-chic Peek Behind the Pose

• To me, anything goes. But that's me.
  • p. 53

• You need to look like a lady at the Oscars. Otherwise, Joan Rivers will tear you apart. Then again, you aren't really anyone till Joan Rivers tears you apart.
  • p. 53

• The only rule is don't be boring and dress cute wherever you go. Life is too short to blend in.
  • p. 53

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• All British people have plain names, and that works pretty well over there.

• Always act like you're wearing an invisible crown, I do.

• I loved all the Aaron Spelling shows, Beverly Hills 90210 and Models Inc. At that time, I had pet rats I was raising and I always named all the baby rats after the characters in the shows.

• I'm an animal activist. Many people says that I'm a hypocrite, because I eat burgers and stuff like that but I won't wear fur. But I'm not a hypocrite. I just only wear fake fur

• I'm not, like, that smart. - cited in Time Magazine.

• It will work. I am a marketing genius.

• It's better to be one rose in a bed of roses than, like, one rose in a bed of weeds.

• King me, baby ... it's oh-so fashionable.

• Loves it.

• No matter what a woman looks like, if she's confident, she's sexy.

• Thank you, officer. We love the police.

• That's sexy.

• The way I see it, you should live every day like it's your birthday

• When I was a kid I had no idea I lived in a mansion. Then I went to a friend's house and I was like — whoa.

• Don't eat caviar. Caviar is for wannabes

• Do you love it?

• That's/They're/It's sick

• What's a funeral home?

• What's a soup kitchen?

• Walmart? They don't sell walls!