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• Chocolate is a psychoactive food. It is made from the seeds of the tropical cacao tree, Theobroma cacao. The cacao tree was named by the 17th century Swedish naturalist, Linnaeus. The Greek term theobroma means literally food of the gods. Chocolate has also been called the food of the devil; but the theological basis of this claim is obscure.
  • Introduction to chocolate.org

• Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
  • Forrest Gump

• Augustus: I'm Augustus Gloop. I love your chocolate.
  Willy Wonka: I can see that.
  • Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

• Well, folks, it looks like we're up chocolate creek without a popsicle stick.
  • Gingerbread Man, Shrek 2

• Love, biochemically no different than consuming large quantities of chocolate.
  • The Devil's Advocate

• Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get; your life, however, is like a box of active grenades!
  • Stewie Griffin, Family Guy

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• What's with this weird hotel custom of leaving a piece of chocolate on the pillow? I awoke thinking my brain had hemorrhaged some sort of fecal matter.
  • Jerry Seinfeld

• The Kit Kat candy bar has the name 'Kit Kat' imprinted in the chocolate. That robs you of chocolate! Kit Kat has come up with a clever chocolate saving-technique. I'm gonna go down to the Kit Kat factory, and say 'Hey, you owe me some letters.'
  • Mitch Hedberg

• King Henry Drinks Much Dark Chocolate Milk.
  • Mnemonic for the metric system