Captain Warren 'Rip' Murdock'

• You know, the trouble with women is they ask too many questions. They should spend all their time just being beautiful.
• I'm the brass-knucks-in-the-teeth-to-dance-time type.
• Johnny, why don't you get rid of the grief you got for that blonde, whoever she is? Every mile we go, you sweat worse with the same pain. Didn't I tell you all females are the same with their faces washed?