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• If someone's dumb enough to offer me a million dollars to make a picture, I'm certainly not dumb enough to turn it down.

• It's not the having, it's the getting.

• I've only slept with men I've been married to. How many women can make that claim?

• My forties are the best time I have ever gone through.

• The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues.

• There is no deodorant like success.

• They were all comedians.
  • Response when asked by Johnny Carson if she ever considered marrying a comedian.

• You know, they say that marriage is reserved for only a man and a woman... I of all people know that simply does not work.

• I've been married too many times. How terrible to change children's affiliations, their affections--to give them the insecurity of placing their trust in someone when maybe that someone won't be there next year.

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• My heart…my mind… are broken. I loved Michael with all my soul and I can't imagine life without him. We had so much in common and we had such loving fun together.

• I still can't believe it. I don't want to believe it. It can't be so. He will live in my heart forever but it’s not enough. My life feels so empty. I don't think anyone knew how much we loved each other. The purest most giving love I've ever known.

• Oh God! I'm going to miss him. I can’t yet imagine life without him. But I guess with God’s help... I'll learn. I keep looking at the photo he gave me of himself, which says, 'To my true love Elizabeth, I love you forever.' And, I will love HIM forever.