Hunch (Steve Vizard)

• Shame Shame Shame
• Shame, Shame, Shame, Slut, Slut, Slut. (Derryn Doll sketch)
• Sexual Monster of The Worst Kind Deviant Chemical Carstration
• Thanks heavens it's only a toy. Imagine if it were real?

Chenille + Janelle

• Hello I'm talking to Chenelle, institue of Beauty + House of hair removal.
• Just look for the pair of legs with the Question Mark in between then.
• Well today Janelle, I Would like to talk about a service for those unfortinate Laddies + Lassies who don't know whether they want to be Laddies or Lassies.
• You mean a sex change

Robert Gottilebson (Ernie Dingo)

• Hi i'm Robert Gottilebson here to talk to you about that big thing tax.
• 15 percent, 15 percent

Stewards

• I'm not seeing a lump of Black Forest Cake Darryl.
• She was wearing a crushed apricot silk gown and guess what she had for lunch? Crushed apricots!
• Your moon is in Saturn, take extreme care while rising.

The Addams Family

• What Their re-playing 1960's T.V Shows In Prime Time?
• They Promised By 1990 no Child would be living in poverty, so Why am I dressed like this, 'cause your fat + ugly Pugsley.
• Lurch feel up Tish I'm standing for parliament

Get Smart

• The ol' disappearing policy trick.
• That's terrible chief if you have Politicians, without policies what do you have?
• The Liberal Party.

The Cosby Show

• I Just love this time of evening dear. (Cliff,Vizard). Sunset Cliff? (Claire, Downey). No, Primetime!
• I was thinking sought of you and I could go upstairs and play Doctors + Lawyers.
• Theo my son's still a virgin boy.

Brent Smythe + Barry

• Barry I want you to break that cigarette
• Once You've seen a Smythe ad you know Smythe has his own way of doing things.
• Last year Brent Smythe made as much money as the Prime Minister and his whole cabinet squared.

60 Minutes (Richard Carleton)

• Do You Know were i can get my hands on a Hey Hey It's Saturday T-Shirt I enclose a $25 postal order.

Fin Review

• You really knocked their socks of back there
• Didn't you see the way Hancock was looking at you?
• Who's Hancock?
• Driver take me back to the airport I think I'm in the wrong car

Mis

• This is one of my all time favorites. the Keating Interest Rate Classic. (Candid Camera)
• I am A Television Station without a license. The ABC ?

Rubbery Figures Cartoons

• Space the Three Years Between Elections
• Egg put it on your Face (Keating)
• One Stake through the heart Should Do you (man) They wouldn't 'ave given me this job if i didn't have a heart (Keating)
• Bob were running out of hot air(Keating) well let's throw out some first homebuyers (Hawke) It's not working Bob (Keating) Well I've Got Something. "The'll be no Australian child living in poverty by 1990" (Hawke) Got any more Bob? (Keating) All our other Election promises were in my back

ABBA

• We have not sung a song since we don't when. So we thought it was time to get together again

Mr Ed

• Wilbur if you don't get rid of that horrible animal, I'm leaving (Carol). Is that a promise? (Mr ED)