- Prepare ye the way of the Lord
- We all need help to feel fine, Let's have some wine!
Jesus: Did I ever tell you that I used to read feet?
Jeffrey: What?
Jesus: Some people read palms, tea leaves? I read feet.
Jesus: No, look! *grabs Jeffrey's shoe* Aha, it says rejoice!
- everybody crowds around Jeffrey to look at his shoe*
Jeffrey: ...It says "Keds".