Splink

• "And they have the nerve to say I'm the weird one."

• to the author-breaking the fourth wall: "We need a deus ex machina, and you're deus!"

• "We have a saying about our women, 'can't live with 'em, can't sacrifice them to giant, primitive alien beast gods!'"

Others

• "Why do I have the feeling this is deteriorating into the climax of Blazing Saddles?" - Ralph Zinobop (Melonpool crossover)