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• My formula for success is rise early, work late, and strike oil.
  Without advertising today I was a millionaire. (says the billionaire)
• If you owe the bank $100 dollars, that's your problem; if you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem.
• The meek shall inherit the earth, but not the mineral rights.
• If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.