Jonathan Philip Agnew is an English cricket broadcaster and former professional cricketer.
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[Commentating on Ian Botham trying but failing to step over the stumps]: "He just couldn't quite get his leg over." - TMS
"Umpire Bowden does like his leg-bye signal. It's a little stroke of the inner thigh followed by a wiggle of the foot. I imagine he practices it in front of the mirror." - TMS
"Perhaps Zaheer Khan might be quicker if he tried running backwards...he really is very ungainly." - TMS