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• I'm pleased that the Ministry of Culture is protecting the morals of the expat bankers and their girlfriends that are going to be coming.
  • Deriding the Chinese government's prohibition on the Rolling Stones playing four songs from their catalog. CNN, April 8, 2006.http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Music/04/08/stones.concert.ap/index.html
• We have not had any disagreements about clothes, smoking or L'Wren, and this is all very hurtful for her... It is completely untrue to say that L'Wren has caused a rift between myself and the rest of the band. This is all nonsense, everyone has their own style.
  • Statement released in response to media reports of a rift in the band attributed to Jagger's new girlfriend at the time. CNN, October 5, 2005. http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/Music/10/05/jagger.girlfriend/index.html
• All the network cares about is how many times you say "Fuck" on the air.
  • At the Super Bowl XL press conference when asked about censorship on TV

About Mick Jagger

• If you think that Mick Jagger will still be doing the whole rock star thing at age fifty, well, then, you are sorely, sorely mistaken.
  • Dennis Hope (Jimmy Fallon) in Almost Famous (2000).

• I thought it was ludicrous to take one of those gongs from the establishment... it's not what the Stones is about, is it? I don't want to step out on stage with someone wearing a fucking coronet and sporting the old ermine. I told Mick, 'It's a fucking paltry honour.'
  • Keith Richards, 2003, on Jagger receiving knighthood, reported in In quotes: Keith Richards, BBC (April 4, 2007).