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• Kids, if you're gonna be a good Christian, you should go to a good college. But if you go to college, then you probably won't be a Christian any longer 'cause you might learn something about other cultures.

• Yeah the last time we were in Dallas was in 1985...so if you were born in '85, I'm your dad.

• Grass? In over 34 cities you're the only crazy guys who throw grass!
  • Warped Tour 2000, Montreal, Quebec

• I would say that punk rock has non-terminal cancer. It's got a lot of fucked up growths on it, but it's not gonna die from it.

• Fat Mike: I like pasta a lot more than I like rasta. Who wants a plate of rasta?
  Hefe: How about a bowl of rasta?
  • NOFX to a Reggae band @ Warped Tour 2002 at the Gorge, WA

• Coming up next, Nick Cave and the Bad Band! - Introducing Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Bizarre Festival 1996, Köln, Germany

• (at Underoath's bible study) Underoath doesn't believe in dinosaurs!