Simon Brown

• I NEVER say 'please'!
• I'm Oglington Fart worthy. Thats F-A-R-T, FART Worthy.
• Bee hive?

Nanny McPhee

• I did knock.
• I have 5 lessons to teach. What lessons they learn is entirely up to them. Goodnight, Mr Brown.

Dialogue

Nanny McPhee: There is something you should understand about the way I work. When you need me, but do not want me, then I will stay. If you want me, but no longer need me then I have to go. It's quite sad really but there it is.

Simon: We will NEVER want you!

Nanny McPhee: Then I will never go.