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• If this just degenerates after a historic election, back into the usual bologna of politics in Washington and pettiness in Washington, then the American people I believe will move towards a third party in a massive way.
  • Source: CBS News (November 11, 1994)

• If combat means living in a ditch, females have biological problems staying in a ditch for thirty days because they get infections and they don't have upper body strength. I mean, some do, but they're relatively rare. On the other hand, men are basically little piglets, you drop them in the ditch, they roll around in it, doesn't matter, you know. These things are very real. On the other hand, if combat means being on an Aegis-class cruiser managing the computer controls for twelve ships and their rockets, a female may be again dramatically better than a male who gets very, very frustrated sitting in a chair all the time because males are biologically driven to go out and hunt giraffes.
  • Address, "Renewing American Civilization," Reinhardt College, (January 7, 1995)

• I'm not studying this, I'm not looking at it in great detail, but the last guy to announce on your show came in fourth.
  • Response to Jon Stewart's request that he announce his candidacy for President of the United States in the 2008 election on The Daily Show (June 6, 2005)