Nick DiPaolo is a stand-up comedian and writer.
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- If hooking a car battery up to a monkey's brain will help find the cure for AIDS and save somebody's life, I have two things to say … the red is positive and the black is negative.
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- Was written by Nick Di Paolo around 1992, when he did a half hour special on MTV called Kamikaze TV. Was also copyrighted by Nick Di Paolo on his CD BORN THIS WAY in 1998. Bubba Bechtol "borrowed" the bit and said it on the radio one day - without acknowledging the writer and everyone assumed it was his own original material. It was not - it was and still belongs to Nick Di Paolo