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• A man must love a thing very much if he not only practices it without any hope of fame and money, but even... without any hope of doing it well.

• A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often.

• Age, like distance lends a double charm.

• Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.

• Darling: the popular form of address used in speaking to a member of the opposite sex whose name you cannot at the moment remember.

• If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one; go ahead, get married.

• Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.

• Many are called but few get up.

• Modesty is the gentle art of enhancing your charm by pretending not to be aware of it.

• My wife has a whim of iron.

• Only the young die good.

• Tact is to lie about others as you would have them lie about you.

• The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scots as a joke, but the Scots haven't seen the joke yet.

• There is no time like the pleasant.