Peter Pan

• To die will be an awfully big adventure.
• To live would be an awfully big adventure.
• You are a codfish.
• You can't catch me and make me a man.
• I do believe in fairies. I do. I do.
• It's Hook or me this time.
• Oh, the cleverness of me!
• I'm back! With great news! I know what happened to Cinderella. She defeated the pirates. There was stabbing, slicing, torture, bleeding! And then they lived happily ever after.
• [when Wendy asks if he will forget her] Me? Forget? Never!
• If you were me, I'd be ugly!

Captain Hook

• Old, alone... done for. [gets eaten by the giant crocodile]
• Pan...you're pink!
• Split my infinitives.
• Come on, fly to the rescue. And I'll shoot you, right through your noble intentions.
• Growing up is such a barbarous business, full of inconvenience... and pimples.

Wendy Darling

• Never is an awfully long time.
• You don't mean to tell me... there's a fairy in this room?
• Oh, the cleverness of you.

Dialogue

Mr. Darling: I have been HUMILIATED! No! I must become a man that children fear and adults respect, or we shall all... end up... in the street!

Mrs. Darling: George, not so loud.

Aunt Millicent: George, the neighbors will hear.

Mr. Darling: Let them hear! Let the whole world know! [about Nana] This is not a nurse! This... is a :dog! [to Wendy] Tomorrow, you will begin your instruction with Aunt Millicent. It's time for you to grow up!

Peter: Was it you, Tink?

Tinker Bell: [with a halo over her head] Hallelujah! Hallelujah! [transforms into an evil fairy]

Peter: Then I am your friend no more. [tosses her aside]

Wendy: Oh, how sweet. [Peter looks disgusted] What? Are mermaids not sweet?

Peter: They'll sweetly drown you if you get too close.

Mr. Darling: Look, why, it's snowing! Goodness, we'll catch our death!

Aunt Millicent: Better death than gossip!

Pirate: Beg for yer lives!

John: Sir! My brother and I are English gentlemen. English gentlemen do not [beg!]

Michael: [gets on his knees] Please! Please don't kill me!

John: [gets on his knees] Please don't kill me, either!

Wendy: Once upon a time there was a boy named Peter Pan, who decided not to grow up.

Hook: Skip the prologue

Wendy: So he flew away to Neverland where the pirates are.

Noodler: Was one of them pirates called [Noodler]?

Wendy: Yes.

Noodler: Capt'n, did you hear? I am in a story!

Hook: [shoots Noodler]What fun he must have had.

Wendy: Yes but he was rather lonely.

Hook: Lonely? He needed a Wendy.

Pirate: I need a Wendy. [Hooks shoots him]

Smee: Oh, very exciting! Two dead already!

Hook: Why a Wendy?

Wendy: He liked my stories.

Hook: What stories?

Wendy: Cinderella, Snow White, Sleeping Beauty.

Hook: Love stories?

Wendy: Adventures! In which good triumphs over evil!

Hook: They all end in a kiss.

Wendy: gasps

Hook: A kiss. He does feel! He feels about you. [cuts her free from the mast]She told him stories. He taught her to fly. How?

Wendy: You just think happy thoughts. They lift you into the air.

Hook: Alas, I have no happy thoughts.

Wendy: That brings you down!

Hook: [Hook threatens to cut Wendy's throat with his hook] How else?

Michael: Fairy dust! You need fairy dust!

The Lost Boys: Michael!

Hook: What of Pan? Would unhappy thoughts bring him down?

Wendy: He has no unhappy thoughts.

Aunt Millicent: Is your name Slightly?

Slightly: Yes.

Aunt Millicent: Then I am your mother.

Slightly: How do you know?

Aunt Millicent: I feel it in my bones.

Hook: If I were you, I would give up.

Pan: If you were me, I'd be ugly.

Hook: Vegetable? (guessing Peters identity)

Peter: No

Hook Mineral?

Peter No

Hook Animal?

Peter Yes

Hook Man?

Peter NO!

Hook Boy?

Peter Yes!

Hook Ordinary boy?

Peter NO!

Hook Wonderful boy?

Peter Yes! Do you give up?