Attributed

• One of the disadvantages of having children is that they eventually get old enough to give you presents they make at school.
• Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation later in life.
• Doing a thing well is often a waste of time.
• Everything is in a state of flux, including the status quo.
• Getting caught is the mother of invention.
• In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat.
• Partying is such sweet sorrow.
• There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so on.
• Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell.