Shadow Warrior

Lo Wang

• "Teh! Son of a bitch!"
• "I am the Shadow Warrior."
• "You no mess with the Lo Wang"
• "Who wants some Wang?"
• "A ninja knows no fear."
• "I like nuclear weapons."
• "Pain is for the weak."
• "I like big weapons."
• "Cowabunga."
• "BANZAII!!"
• "You made another stupid move !"
• "I love the shuriken!"
• "I like sword - it's a personal weapon."
• "Oh, split personality!"
• "Oh, look, you coming apart!"
• "You look like a stupid!"
• "Look, you have a new friend!"
• "Holy pieces of cow/shit!"
• "It is natural to die."
• "Sayonara, scumbag."
• "You are tiny grashopper."
• "Burn baby burn, flames are gettin' higher!"
• "Eeyuuh, stink like dead baboon in here."
• "Ow! Who put these here?"
• "It is good day to die. ha-ha"
• "Just like Hiroshima."
• "Oh, damn, I'm running into walls now!"
• "Oh ho ho, sticky bomb liking you!"
• "Have fun little Rabbit! Ha ha!"
• "Like Chinese New Year fireworks!"
• "Heh, this no movie, Mr. Chan."
• "Welcome to real life, Mr. Chan."
• "Be proud, Mr. Woo."
• "Do you want to wash wang? Or do you want to watch Wang wash wang?"
• "You move like a pregnant yak."
• "You blocking with your head again!"
• "You are so stupid! You cannot find ass with both hands!"
• "You not very good with hands - try DICK!"
• "I hope you are paying attention."
• "It's all in the reflexes."
• "Oh, better zip fly."
• "Everybody dead. I like that."
• "How's that for kung-fu fighting you chicken shit?!"
• "Sticky Bomb meet Mr. Stupid."
• "Ahh, better than acupuncture."
• "Ancient chinese secret."
• "Must be American driver."
• "You drive like a baboon in heat."
• "You very bad man."
• "This is not a charade."
• "Dying time's here."
• "Eat this pencil dick."
• "You can't evade me forever."
• "I stick a firecracker in your ass."
• "Haha, call me Mr.Fix It."
• "That's no ordinary rabbit."
• "That's no ordinary wang."
• "Time to get erased."
• "Horny rabbits, hahaha."
• "Push in the bush there rabbit, haha."
• "Oh, queer bunny."
• "Oh you faggot rabbit."
• "You do that you go blind."
• "What you eat anyway baby?"
• "Haha, you go poo-poo, hehehe, uh, I leave room."
• "Hello, what died up here?"
• "Lo Wang soap you good."
• "Woops, Lo Wang drop soap, you bend over get it, hahaha."
• "Those real tits?"
• "Hey baby, pull my finger! Hahaha!"
• "Two wangs are better than one."
• "Knock knock you freak, Lo Wang in the house!"
• "Hmph, rather kick ass than solve puzzle."
• "Ohh, smell remind me of old girlfriend."
• "Hello, is your refridgerator running? Better catch it!"
• "Tora, Tora, Tora!"
• "Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream, whoa, I think my dingy hanging out."
• "Uh oh, look like Lo Wang need to cut back on sushi."
• "No, can't use this, this won't fit on my finger."
• "Before you attack her, wrap your wacka!"
• "Hey, baby, you polish too?"
• "Hey, chicky, you tighten my nuts?"
• "Lo Wang's drive shaft need service."
• "So, you good with hands?"
• "You got something with a big backseat, two people horizontal?"
• "How about a test drive, doll?"
• "See my stick shift? In fast gear, hahaha!"
• "Whoa, baby, what's up your tail pipe?"
• "Hey peaches, how bout you moon me? Hahaha."
• "Hey, since you already in bed, well..."
• "Hey baby, you in bed? Is there room for two?"
• "You good lookin' sailor babe."
• "Lady, somebody beat you with ugly stick!"
• "Hmm, something flooding or dinosaur taking piss."
• "Must be here rat, because I trapped like one."
• "You are weak as a baby fart, go live in fear."
• "Whoa, must be American made."
• "Just like Pearl Harbour."
• "Revenge is dish best served raw."
• "I am sitting here, getting stiff!"
• "Taksan balls, squashy penis."
• "Oh you little tiny dick."
• "I am a man with a tool, make a special acupuncture for you!"
• (To serpent god) "Hey! Come back here and finish fight!... Ugly, scaly, snake... shitface."
• "Holy cow! Look like Duke Nukem! HAHAHA!"
• "This not tournament, this for real!"
• "Quit jerking off! Come fight me!"
• "She's raided her last tomb" [after finding Lara Croft chained to the wall of a prison cell
• "No pain, no gain. Hahaha!"

Fortune say:

• "Sorry, you no win this time, try again."
• "Baseball wrong. Man with 4 balls cannot walk."
• "No man is island, except Lo Wang."
• "You should kill all business associates."
• "You should not scratch yourself there."
• "Man who stand on toilet, high on pot."
• "Man who buy drowned cat pay for wet pussy."
• "Don't you know you the scum of society?!"
• "Man trapped in pantry has ass in jam."
• "You never going to score."
• "You try harder get along. Be a nice man."
• "26-31-43-82-16-29"
• "Your chi attracts many chicks."
• "Man who fart in church sit in own pew."
• "There is much death in future."
• "(c)1997,3DRealms fortune cookie company."