Original Series

Wilma and Betty: Melville J. Muchrocks is a crook.

Fred: Muchrocks a crook? Are you sure?

Wilma: Absolutely, he's wanted by the police.

Betty: We heard him described to a T.

Fred: Wilma, do you know where they went?

Wilma: They said they were going to the amusement park and then to dinner. Oh my poor mother.

Fred: Don't you worry sweetheart, you leave it to me. Barney.

Barney: Yeah Fred?

Fred: C'mon, let's go.

Barney: Right Fred.

Fred: You ever play football, Barney?

Barney: Yeah Fred, why?

Fred: Because you're going to run interference while I intercept a proposal.

Wilma: I work hard all day, too, and what do I get? A lot of yak from you. You at least get out everyday, see things, talk to people. I never get out of this cave.

Fred: Where's your get up and go?

Barney: It just got up and went.

Fred: I love my dear sweet mother in-law. My mother in-law is a doll.

Attendant: Are you feeling alright, mister?

Fred: Huh? Yeah. Yeah, I'm okay.

Attendant: Good. Good. You just stay in here and rest. That hot sun out there is a killer.

Fred: Poor guy, he must have been standing in it for hours.

Fred: Yeah, you laugh. You'll see, Barn, they know me in this bank, they'll help me right a way.

Bank Clerk: Look, pals, it's Fred Flintstone.

Fred: Yeah, hi. I'd like to lent some money here.

Bank Clerk: Ha ha ha ha! See that, pals? Fred Flintstone wants money. Ha ha ha ha ha!

Betty: Sometimes I just don't know what's the matter with men.

Barney: That's easy - you women!