Episode 12 - Diablo

• "The sky is unbelievably blue... There I go again. Guess it's kinda stupid, huh? Still keep thinking how I'd like to show it to you, even though that's no longer possible. I just can't help myself..."
• "The Deadly Dodgeball Head! A simple technique to hold the ball in place with intense suction! Try this at home kids!!"
• "They're dead. People are dead. You killed them all! You killed all the people! Die with them!"
• "I was dreaming, Rem. Everything... Everything was so horribly dry, even peoples' hearts. From far away, as I watched the people who lived there, I always found myself wondering how and why could they possbily keep on living? What motivation did they have that would get up everyday, no matter what, for the rest of their lives??"
• "This is all I can do. If I... If I shot him now, you really would die. It would be wrong to shoot him, right??"

Episode 13 - Vash the Stampede

• "I'm not that trusting. I kept my finger on the trigger the whole time."

Meryl: (upon seeing Vash's scars for the first time) So those scars...are the price you paid for dealing with your opponents without killing them?

Vash: It's not exactly... something I like girls to see. They'd run away.

Meryl: I wouldn't run away... What I mean is, they wouldn't run away.

Episode 14 - Little Arcadia

• (After helping Meryl from afar against the Nebraska family)"That makes us even now for your help on the sandsteamer." *Frame shrinks* "Hey! Is that all the screen time I get?!" *Frame disappears*

Episode 15 - Demons Eye

• "Are we there yet?... ARE WE THERE YET?!?!"
• "You killed them. Even though they did terrible things, the decision of who should and who should not live was never and never will be yours to make!"
• "I already could have killed you three times [buttons burst on Vash's coat]
• "Not to mention, during this conversation, I could have groped you at least five times... Ok, so let's say maybe four times[buttons burst on Dominique's shirt]"
• "What kind of freak are you lady?!"
• "Instead of spending time cleaning up people, you should be cleaning your house for the man you love. Like me for example. I am kidding you know..."
• "It's your job or your life."
• "I can't explain now. If I did, you would be put in danger." *Perks up 200%* "So it's been a lot of fun, but... Well... I guess that's all!!"
• "Legato, this time it's my turn to hunt you. I'll find you, whatever it takes."

Episode 16 - Fifth Moon

• "AW MAN, I ACTUALLY HAVE TO FIGHT THIS GUY!! How can I possibly win such a battle or even have a chance to survive a fight with a guy who smiles with those evil eyes?! The answer is I can't, I'm gonna be slaughtered, that's all. It's not even funny. I should just back out! That's what I should do alright! Yeah, yeah! For once I'm right! Yeah, yeah!"
• "My name is... VASH THE STAMPEDE!! Ladies and gentlemen, excuse the lack of notification, but I'm afraid it's time for my daily massacre! And if you don't believe I'm the real thing then take a long look at me and start freakin' out! Observe the red coat, lovely golden locks, and if you're still having doubts...check out my one-hundred percent accurate gunmanship!"
• "Are you telling me I have only two choices? To die or to let die?!"
• "I haven't seen anything there at all... Except my own fear."
• "Not... the light!"

Episode 17 - Rem Saverem

• "You know, you have me. I won't leave you alone. I promise I won't. Because I really love you, Rem!"
• "I didn't want to kill the spider. I wanted to save them both!"
• "Don't worry, Rem. I will... Take care of him."
• "Is this some sort of Christian magic?"

Episode 18 - Goodbye For Now

• "It's not your right to decide whether they live or die. They deserve a chance!"
• "I have fragmented visions. But more than anything, there's an ache in my heart that tells me I did it."
• "Whenever I do anything, people die."
• "Doesn't seem to matter how far I travel, my destiny is always followed by blood and gunsmoke. The result is always the same every time, mountains of death and debris."
• "'Thou shalt not kill,' remember?! What kind of church man are you anyway??"
• Lina: "I wanted to keep you safe, but it turned out the other way around. I was too weak."

Vash: "Don't be stupid."

Lina: "Thank you...I'm sorry."

Vash: "Those are both my lines."

Episode 19- Hang Fire

Wolfwood: Are you dissing my beautiful Angelina 2 Vash?!

Vash: Actually I'm dissing you, not your stupid broken motorcycle!!

Wolfwood: Come again needle noggin'?

Vash: Hey who you callin' needle noggin'?

Wolfwood: I'd say it's pretty damn obvious!

• Vash: [singing] "Total slaughter. Total slaughter. I won't leave a single man alive. La di da de die, Genocide. La di da de dud, An ocean of blood. Let's begin the killing time."

• Wolfwood: "We're nothing like God. Not only are our powers limited, but sometimes we're driven to become the devil himself."

Episode 23 - Paradise

Wolfwood: What's wrong?

Vash: I failed to save another life.

Wolfwood: Oh well. Every mortal is bound to make a few mistakes. Just be more careful the next time.

Vash: This isn't something I can accept that easily!

Wolfwood: Then let it get to you. That is also the mortal way.

Episode 1 - The $$60 Billion Man

• "What do we do?... Duh, we run away. That's what."
• "You know, we didn't come out here to save your sorry butt!"
• "Pretty pathetic hero if you ask me." [about Vash]

Episode 5- Hard Puncher

• "It's actually him. He's for real, the legendary outlaw, Vash the Stampede."

Episode 11 - Escape from Pain

• "All of life's journeys come with meetings, partings, and reunions."

Episode 12 - Diablo

• "Who is he? That's not Vash. That is not the same man. He's walking away. If we let him leave now he'll never come back."

Episode 13 - Vash the Stampede

• "What are you talking about? He wasn't funny, he was down right weird. Milly, no one in the right mind could tell that goofball was him!"
• "And so he finally took his gun into his hand. He pulled the trigger for the first time to save the very people who had tried to kill him."
• "Vash the Stampede. Everytime I observe his actions I can't help sense something hidden deep within him. Something we can't begin to understand. But this much is certain. Everyone who has become involved with him has somehow gained an emotion which was once lost."
• "Who is that man? Can he possibly the real Vash the Stampede? The evil $$60 Billion outlaw with the fire of hell burning in his eyes?"
• "There's so many sides to him. Which is the real side of Vash?"

Epiosde 14 - Little Arcadia

• *Cough* "He's not my boyfriend!!... Stop it! I don't even like him!!" [about Vash]

Episode 16 - Fifth Moon

• "How can you stand there and say such awful things about him?! I mean after all, you have no idea what kind of person he is. I think you're disgusting!" [about rumors concerning Vash]
• "If necessary, we'll follow him to the ends of the earth! It's not only our job, it's become our mission to track him down!"

Episode 19 - Hang Fire

• "But you know what, despite his frightening and awful reputation, Vash turned out to be more than a regular guy than you would have thought."
• "Donuts are his favorite food..."

• "If we can't come with you, we can't do our job! I'll hate you! I'll haunt you and your children and your children's children, too!"
• "You should never get between people and their pudding."
• "Absolutely muffin!"
• "Of course it's heavy. It's full of mercy!"

• "Well I'll be...so you can smile like that."
• “Homma-ni tasuketaa! Oukini!” (Wolfwood’s ’‘wastefully’’ Kansai way of thanking Vash for saving him—Standard Japanese would be “Honto-ni tasuketaa! Arigato!”)
• “She does everything I can’t, like it’s no big deal at all. It’s really irritating.”
  (referring to Milly)
• “Lord, what the hell am I doing?”
• “I had my suspicions you were no mere mortal, but I had no idea you were actually a cat... Wait a second, what the hell am I saying–where is that idiot?!?”
• “When I look at you, I’m reminded of everything I hate about myself. You know, it hurts.”
• “It’s so heavy because it's filled with mercy!” (speaking of Wolfwood’s Cross Punisher)
• “We're nothing like God. Not only are our powers limited, sometimes we're driven to become the Devil himself.”
• “Don't you tell me, don’t tell me your dreams in a world like this!”
• "Luck and persistence won't work forever."
• "You expect me to become a living target, like you?"
• "I see. So that's how you live. That's how you choose to live. You know what? You really piss me off."

Episode 19 "Hang Fire"

[Vash and Wolfwood eating spaghetti at restaurant]

Wolfwood: The more I think about it, I don't want this town to turn into a Little Jersey. Let's take off before it's destroyed.

[Vash whimpering]

Wolfwood: KNOCK IT OFF!

Vash: But doesn't that story get you upset?! Why do things like that have to happen?

Wolfwood: It's not like it's anything new. This kinda thing happens all the time. Even the peaceful folk will take up arms if someone happens to threaten or kill a family member. Bottom line is, we should go before we get involved in this. [looks up and sees black cat] I had my suspicions that you weren't human, but i never thought you were a cat. WAIT! What the hell am I saying? Where is that idiot?

Waiter: Sir? All together, you meal comes to $$30.

Wolfwood: Put it on my tab?

Waiter: No dice.

• "Our tickets to the future are open."
• "The choices we make in life have unlimited possibilites. All I can do is think about them."
• "No one has the right to take the life of another."
• "The choice of deciding who lives and who dies is not yours and was never yours to make."
• "And if you keep your vision clear you will see the future. What happens in our future is our own responsibility."

• (After a bar patron shoots his first one) " A fork, please."
• " Why don't you go ahead? I would welcome this to be my time. After all, there's no reason for such an egocentric, incomplete life like mine to be allowed to continue anyway. Give me the gift of nothingness, give me death."
• " Humans are a total waste of life."
• " Humans. How pathetic."
• " This is not an act of mercy. This is to show you the pain of living..."
• " I intend to eventually destroy all of mankind, right down to the very last speck of dust yet... Why is it that you insist on meeting your death sooner?"
• " Funny isn't it? Everytime you point that gun at me, my arm seems to shake uncontrollably. Maybe it's because it was the very arm that attached your arm to your body."
• " You're different than what I thought. You're funny. And to think I could kill every man, woman, and child here, in the blink of an eye, if I wanted to… The power of death is intoxicating."
• " It's a simple formula. The greater the tragedy, the greater the emotional effect."
• " Master, I will make Vash the Stampede experience eternal pain and suffering."

• "I'm just killing the spiders to save the butterflies."
• "The only reason the human race came to posses the capabillity of compassion and sense of moral was because they somehow mistakenly believed themselves to be higher breed of beast. The moment they taste the fears of knowing there is a superior breed, something seems to take control of them everytime and from that point on humans act merely on instinct."
• "If you keep saving butterflies, spiders will starve to death! But...wanting to save both is a contradiction. What would you rather do? Keep deliberating? The butterfly will be eaten in the meantime."

• “It’s time to play. Join me on a number, won’t you Vash the Stampede?”
• “I have to accept this as my fate... the destiny of the dying..”

1) The $$60 Billion Man

2) Truth of Mistake

3) Peace Maker

4) Love and Peace

5) Hard Puncher

6) Lost July

7) B.D.N.

8) And Between the Wasteland and Sky...

9) Murder Machine

10) Quick Draw

11) Escape From Pain

12) Diablo

13) Vash The Stampede

14) Little Arcadia

15) Demons Eye

16) Fifth Moon

17) Rem Saverem

18) Goodbye For Now

19) Hang Fire

20) Flying Ship

21) Out of Time

22) Alternative

23) Paradise

24) Sin

25) Live Through

26) Under The Sky So Blue