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• Ya gotta believe!

• I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf.
  • when asked about his preference of grass or astroturf

• I have no trouble with the twelve inches between my elbow and palm. It's the seven inches between my ears that's bent.

• Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women, and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste.

• When the ship's in trouble, call in the Tug

• I met her in a New York bar, we had a lot in common. We were both from California and we were both drunk. (on meeting his future wife)