Ringo Starr

• Liverpool can be a lonely place on a Saturday night, and this is only Thursday morning.

Jeremy Hillary Boob, Ph.D -- the Nowhere Man

• Yes! Ah, "yes" is a word with a glorious ring! A true universal, euphonious thing! Engenders embracing and chasing of blues! The very best word for the whole world to use!

Dialogue

John: Hey, Jeremy, must you always talk in rhyme?

Jeremy: Ha-ha! If I spoke prose, you'd all find out,

I don't know what I talk about!

Ad hoc, ad loc, and quid pro quo!

So little time so much to know!

Paul: Hey, fellas, look!

Jeremy: (writing with his foot) The footnotes for my 19th book! This is my standard procedure for doing it, and while I compose it, I'm also reviewing it!

George: A Boob for all seasons.

Paul: How can he lose?

John: Were your notices good?

Jeremy: It's my policy never to read my reviews!

Ringo: I wonder what would happen if I pull this lever.

Young Fred: You musn't do that!

Ringo: I can't help it, I'm a born Lever-puller.

Paul: Look, it's a school of whales.

Ringo: They look a little bit old for school.

Paul: University then.

Ringo: University of whales.

John: They look like drop-outs to me.

George: Hey! There's a Cyclops!

Paul: Can't be. It's got two eyes.

John: Must be a "bicycle-ops" then.

Ringo: There's another one.

John: A whole "'cyclopedia"!

Young Fred: All right, then. Let's get this vessel shipshape.

Ringo: I kind of like it the way it is. Submarine shape.

Taglines

• The forces of good! The forces of evil!
• It's all in the mind, y'know.
• Nothing is real.