Danny

• [to Walter] You're such a dick.
• [card reads 'Flunk Space Academy, Go Back 2 Spaces'] I'm not even going to comment on that.

(Little) Walter

• Times change.
• (to a robot) Bring me a juice box, bee-yotch!
• Everything's your fault, it's your fault Mom and Dad got divorced!
• Still think I have gorgeous eyes?

Dialogue

Patrick: [on TV, laughing at the bubble elephant] It's a giraffe!

Danny: I'm hungry.

Walter: What do you want me to do about it?

Danny: Make me macaroni and cheese.

Walter: I don't know how.

Danny: Then what do you know how to make?

Walter: Water.

Walter: [card reads 'Caught Cheating, Automatic Ejection'] Does this mean me?

Danny: Well, you did move the piece.

Walter: Well, he's the one who chea... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!! [flies up out through the hole in the house's roof and gets sucked into space and one of Walter's Cool Nike sneakers falls off]

Danny: Walter! [astronaut gets the turbo-jet-pack] Hang on, Walter! I'll save you!

Walter: Help!

Danny: [runs up the stairs] Hang on, Walter! I'll save you!

Walter: Help!

Danny: Wait a minute! I got an idea! [Walter hangs on by his fingertips and Danny gets the lamp]. I'm going to swing this lamp up to you and you grab it and I'll pull you down.

Walter: I can't hang on any longer! [He's gonna slip off.]

Danny: [throws the lamp and breaks it] Don't worry! I'll get another lamp!

Walter: [slips off] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

Astronaut: [comes with a turbo-jet-pack on his back] Stand back! [blasts off to get Walter down.]

Danny: [waiting for Walter to come down] Walter! [looking at the hole] Walter! Oh no! [astronaut got Walter down] You okay? Are you okay?

Walter: Get away from me!

Danny: Sorry! [gives the other shoe to Walter]

Walter: Don't talk to me 'til we get home! [puts his other shoe on]

[The boys have just returned from the Zathura world, Danny has his finger at the Go button on the board]

Walter: Don't push the button!

[Last Lines]

Lisa: We'll never talk about this [Zathura], agreed?

Walter: Still think I have gorgeous eyes? [Lisa stares fiercely at Danny and Walter, who laughs]

Danny: ITS THE BLACK HOLE!!!! ZATHURA IS A BLACK HOLE!!!

Cast

• Jonah Bobo: Danny
• Josh Hutcherson: Walter
• Dax Shepard: Astronaut
• Kristen Stewart: Lisa
• Tim Robbins: Dad
• Frank Oz: Robot (voice)
• John Alexander: Robot
• Derek Mears: Lead Zorgon
• Douglas Tait: Zorgon
• Joe Bucaro III: Zorgon (as Joe Bucaro)
• Jeff Wolfe: Zorgon