A Cream Cracker under the Settee
Overview
 
A Cream Cracker Under The Settee is a dramatic monologue written by Alan Bennett
Alan Bennett
Alan Bennett is a British playwright, screenwriter, actor and author. Born in Leeds, he attended Oxford University where he studied history and performed with The Oxford Revue. He stayed to teach and research mediaeval history at the university for several years...

 in 1987 for television, as part of his Talking Heads  series for the BBC. The series became very popular, moving onto BBC Radio, international theatre, becoming one of the best-selling audio book releases of all time and included as part of both the A-level and GCSE English syllabus. It was the sixth and final episode of the first series of Talking Heads.
A Cream Cracker under the Settee is played out as a monologue by Doris (Thora Hird
Thora Hird
Dame Thora Hird DBE was an English actress.-Early life and career:Hird was born in the Lancashire seaside town of Morecambe. She first appeared on stage at the age of two months in a play her father was managing...

), a seventy-five year old woman who is a widow, following her fall from the buffet (stool).
 
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