Track listing

1. "Absurd-Ditties"  – 0:44
2. "I'm a Telly Addict"  – 2:48
3. ""Terry Talking""  – 2:35
4. "Ernie Had a Hernia"  – 3:17
5. "Toccata in Dm"  – 2:37
6. "My Wife's a Psycopath!"  – 2:52
7. "Sod the Neighbours"  – 2:28
8. "Melancholy Margaret"  – 2:24
9. "Drooling Banjos
   Dueling Banjos
   "Dueling Banjos" is an instrumental composition by Arthur "Guitar Boogie" Smith. The song was composed in 1955 by Smith as a banjo instrumental he called "Feudin' Banjos", which contained riffs from "Yankee Doodle". Smith recorded it playing a four-string plectrum banjo and accompanied by...
   
   "  – 3:53
10. "Alecs
    Alec Gilroy
    Alexander "Alec" Gilroy is a fictional character from the British soap opera Coronation Street, played by Roy Barraclough. The character made several appearances in the show as a small-time talent agent, the first in 1972, and later as a series regular from 1986 to 1992. He reappeared briefly in...
    
     Gone"  – 2:59
11. "When You're Jimmy Savile
    Jimmy Savile
    Sir James Wilson Vincent Savile, OBE, KCSG was an English disc jockey, television presenter and media personality, best known for his BBC television show Jim'll Fix It, and for being the first and last presenter of the long-running BBC music chart show Top of the Pops...
    
    "  – 3:07
12. "Caught up the Reeperbahn
    Reeperbahn
    The Reeperbahn is a street in Hamburg's St. Pauli district, one of the two centres of Hamburg's nightlife and also the city's red-light district...
    
    !"  – 3:19
13. "Dez the Demon Decorator"  – 2:57
14. "Absurd-Ditties (End Bit)"  – 0:46

Personnel

• Michael "Olga" Algar – Vocals, Guitar
• John "K'Cee" Casey – Bass, Vocals
• Martin "Marty" Yule – Drums, Vocals

External links

• Absurd-Ditties page on The Toy Dolls website