SIXTY HORSES WEDGED IN CHIMNEYThe story to fit this sensational headline has not turned up yet.

Justice must not only be seen to be done. It must be seen to be believed.

If I don't marry her, I won't marry anyone. At least, hardly anyone. (Captain Foulenough)

Money talks, and we are always listening. (Dr. Smart-Allick)

Erratum. In our recent article on the price of milk, "Horses" should have read "Cows" throughout.

HEROISM UNDER TORTURE. It is said of a certain poet that, though he tortures the English language, he has never yet succeeded in forcing it to reveal his meaning.

TAILPIECE. One of the disadvantages of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife's ear.