Beat the Crusher
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Beat the Crusher was a game show
airing on Sky One
during 1999 in the United Kingdom
. It was hosted by comedian
Freddie Starr
, with assistant Melinda Messenger
. The show was noted for its bizarre end game, which featured two couples gambling their automobile
s for the chance to win a new one. The winning team received the new car, while the losing couple's car was dropped into a car crusher
(or more specifically, a modified Lefort Mobile Baler) and destroyed, with their bus fare home being given as a consolation prize.
After this there would be a competition to find the "coolest" man in wherever that particular show was being held, such as Wood Green
or Port Talbot
. There would be three contestants who claimed to be the coolest man in their town, they would go through a scientific "test" to find the coolest man. The men would be connected to heart monitors and a scary story would be told, as the story was being read Freddie would usually do actions to the story, such as hitting one of the men over the head with a tray or making noises to simulate thunder and wind, pouring tomato ketchup over someone's head to simulate blood, and pouring ice down the back of someone to simulate chills down the back of the neck.The man with the lowest heart rate would be claimed the coolest man in the area and would receive a cloak and giant medallion.
Then, the 'Babies Win Prizes' contest would follow. The contest would be nine toddlers and one of their parents competing to win a toy car. Three heats would be held to narrow the number of toddlers and parents down to three, the toddlers would have to do certain challenges, some of the challenges were:
After the heats followed the 'Clash of the Clans' contest. This consisted of two families competing to win a giant trophy, usually manufactured by a nearby steelworks factory, in a talent contest. The round required the demonstration of various talents, such as dancing, singing, and stand-up comedy. There would be three judges in charge of buzzers, if all three buzzers were pressed, the contestant would have to leave the stage. The family who spent the most time on stage would win the trophy. The show would then return to the Babies Win Prizes semi-final.
The three winners of the heats would then compete in a semi-final, one of the semi-final challenges was Ready, Steady, Blaghh! In this challenge the toddlers would have to feed their parents freezing cold food, which according to the commentator, he cooked himself. The two toddlers who fed their parents the most food would get through to the final. All the losers would win a goody bag and a certificate.
Then, the final event, 'Beat the Crusher', would begin. All the number plates in the car park outside the place where the show was being filmed would be entered into a computer, two number plates would be selected at random, and the couple the car belonged to would have to play Beat the Crusher. While the two coupled prepared for the final game, the show would return to Babies Win Prizes for the final.
In the final the two remaining toddlers would have to go through an obstacle course, the one who completed the course in the fastest time would win the toy car, the runner-up would win a bike.
Then Beat the Crusher would begin. The two couples, now ready for the game, would have to answer multiple choice general knowledge questions, if a couple got a question wrong, their car would move up a level on a moving platform and closer to the crusher. If they got the question right, the opposing couple's car would move up a level. If they got a question wrong when they were above the crusher, known as the 'Danger Zone', or the opposing team got a question right, the loser's car would be dropped into the crusher and it would be destroyed, and they would receive their bus fare home as a consolation prize. The winning couple would then have a choice of two new cars, either a luxury estate car, or a stylish four-door saloon.
Game show
A game show is a type of radio or television program in which members of the public, television personalities or celebrities, sometimes as part of a team, play a game which involves answering questions or solving puzzles usually for money and/or prizes...
airing on Sky One
Sky One
Sky1 is the flagship BSkyB entertainment channel available in the United Kingdom and Ireland.The channel first launched on 26 April 1982 as Satellite Television, and is the fourth-oldest TV channel in the United Kingdom, behind BBC One , ITV and BBC Two...
during 1999 in the United Kingdom
United Kingdom
The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern IrelandIn the United Kingdom and Dependencies, other languages have been officially recognised as legitimate autochthonous languages under the European Charter for Regional or Minority Languages...
. It was hosted by comedian
Comedian
A comedian or comic is a person who seeks to entertain an audience, primarily by making them laugh. This might be through jokes or amusing situations, or acting a fool, as in slapstick, or employing prop comedy...
Freddie Starr
Freddie Starr
Freddie Starr is an English comedian who became famous in the early 1970s. He is also an impressionist and singer, with a chart album After the Laughter and UK Top 10 single, "It's You", in March 1974 to his credit.-Early career:Under his real name, he appeared as a teenager in the film Violent...
, with assistant Melinda Messenger
Melinda Messenger
Melinda Jayne Messenger is an English ex-glamour model, Page 3 Girl and a former presenter on the magazine programme Live from Studio Five. She is currently co-broadcaster of the reality show Cowboy Builders.-Biography:...
. The show was noted for its bizarre end game, which featured two couples gambling their automobile
Automobile
An automobile, autocar, motor car or car is a wheeled motor vehicle used for transporting passengers, which also carries its own engine or motor...
s for the chance to win a new one. The winning team received the new car, while the losing couple's car was dropped into a car crusher
Car crusher
A car crusher is an industrial device used to reduce the dimensions of derelict cars prior to transport for recycling.Car crushers are compactors and can be of two types: "pancake", where a scrap automobile is flattened by a huge descending hydraulically-powered plate, or the baling press type,...
(or more specifically, a modified Lefort Mobile Baler) and destroyed, with their bus fare home being given as a consolation prize.
Structure
The show would usually begin with an audience member being called out, and a large item of personal value being put in the crusher, such as a garden shed or a kebab trailer. In one episode a man was asked to sing one of his favourite songs to stop his garden shed from being crushed.Even after he had sung the song, his garden shed was crushed anyway.After this there would be a competition to find the "coolest" man in wherever that particular show was being held, such as Wood Green
Wood Green
Wood Green is a district in north London, England, located in the London Borough of Haringey. It is situated north of Charing Cross. The area is identified in the London Plan as one of the metropolitan centres in Greater London.-History:...
or Port Talbot
Port Talbot
Port Talbot is a town in Neath Port Talbot, Wales. It had a population of 35,633 in 2001.-History:Port Talbot grew out of the original small port and market town of Aberafan , which belonged to the medieval Lords of Afan. The area of the parish of Margam lying on the west bank of the lower Afan...
. There would be three contestants who claimed to be the coolest man in their town, they would go through a scientific "test" to find the coolest man. The men would be connected to heart monitors and a scary story would be told, as the story was being read Freddie would usually do actions to the story, such as hitting one of the men over the head with a tray or making noises to simulate thunder and wind, pouring tomato ketchup over someone's head to simulate blood, and pouring ice down the back of someone to simulate chills down the back of the neck.The man with the lowest heart rate would be claimed the coolest man in the area and would receive a cloak and giant medallion.
Then, the 'Babies Win Prizes' contest would follow. The contest would be nine toddlers and one of their parents competing to win a toy car. Three heats would be held to narrow the number of toddlers and parents down to three, the toddlers would have to do certain challenges, some of the challenges were:
- Snooker Loopy: The toddles would have to throw as many custard pies as possible at their parents faces. The toddler who threw the most would win the heat.
- Yeehaw: The toddlers would have to ride on their parents' backs and lasso cans off of several fences. The one who knocked off the most would be declared the winner.
- Joey the Clown: The toddlers would have to make their parents look like a picture of a clown using make up. The one who got the closest to the picture would be declared the winner.
After the heats followed the 'Clash of the Clans' contest. This consisted of two families competing to win a giant trophy, usually manufactured by a nearby steelworks factory, in a talent contest. The round required the demonstration of various talents, such as dancing, singing, and stand-up comedy. There would be three judges in charge of buzzers, if all three buzzers were pressed, the contestant would have to leave the stage. The family who spent the most time on stage would win the trophy. The show would then return to the Babies Win Prizes semi-final.
The three winners of the heats would then compete in a semi-final, one of the semi-final challenges was Ready, Steady, Blaghh! In this challenge the toddlers would have to feed their parents freezing cold food, which according to the commentator, he cooked himself. The two toddlers who fed their parents the most food would get through to the final. All the losers would win a goody bag and a certificate.
Then, the final event, 'Beat the Crusher', would begin. All the number plates in the car park outside the place where the show was being filmed would be entered into a computer, two number plates would be selected at random, and the couple the car belonged to would have to play Beat the Crusher. While the two coupled prepared for the final game, the show would return to Babies Win Prizes for the final.
In the final the two remaining toddlers would have to go through an obstacle course, the one who completed the course in the fastest time would win the toy car, the runner-up would win a bike.
Then Beat the Crusher would begin. The two couples, now ready for the game, would have to answer multiple choice general knowledge questions, if a couple got a question wrong, their car would move up a level on a moving platform and closer to the crusher. If they got the question right, the opposing couple's car would move up a level. If they got a question wrong when they were above the crusher, known as the 'Danger Zone', or the opposing team got a question right, the loser's car would be dropped into the crusher and it would be destroyed, and they would receive their bus fare home as a consolation prize. The winning couple would then have a choice of two new cars, either a luxury estate car, or a stylish four-door saloon.