beverage with a dark,init brooo acidic flavor prepared from the roasted seeds of the coffee plant
, colloquially called coffee bean
s. The beans are found in coffee cherries, which grow on trees cultivated in over 70 countries, primarily in equatorial Latin America
, Southeast Asia
, South Asia
and Africa
. Green (unroasted) coffee is one of the most traded agricultural commodities in the world.
Coffee can have a stimulating effect on humans due to its caffeine
content.
"Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death, and sweet as love." - Turkish proverbs
"I have measured out my life with coffee spoons" - T.S. Eliot
"No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee's frothy goodness." - Sheik Abd al-Qadir
"Coffee leads men to trifle away their time, scald their chops, and spend their money, all for a little base, black, thick, nasty, bitter, stinking nauseous puddle water." -The Women's Petition Against Coffee (1674)
"Is it impossible to get a cup of coffee-flavoured coffee, anymore, in this country? What happened with the coffee? Did I miss a fucking meeting with the coffee, huh? You can get every other flavour except coffee-flavoured coffee!" - Denis Leary
"I like my coffee like I like my women- Black and Strong." - Paul Howell (2005)
"I like my coffee the way I like my women -- in a plastic cup." - Eddie Izzard
"I like my coffee the way I like my women -- covered in beeeeeeeeeeeees!" - Eddie Izzard again a couple of minutes later
"I believe humans get a lot done, not because we're smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee." -Flash Rosenberg
"Decaffeinated coffee is kind of like kissing your sister." -Bob Irwin