There are two kinds of cartoonists in the world today-those who started out by ripping off The Far Side|The Far Side, and those who won't admit that they've ever ripped off The Far Side, probably because they're still doing it.

Ethics are so annoying. I avoid them on principle.

ahhhh... satchel, my boy, there's nothin' like a tuna smoothie on a hot summer day...

A bad writer is just a good writer with writer's block.

Rob, you are so wrong, philosophers weep at the sound of your voice.

thank you, o can opener, for this can which you are about to open. you are truly a beautiful can opener, and though I am not worthy of you, I love you.

Is that drooling problem you have due to genetic inbreeding, or are you just really attracted to me?

You may think you're not pretty enough for me, but I bet I'm pretty enough for the both of us.

it is true that you may fool all the people some of the time, you can fool some of the people all the time, but you can not fool all of the people all the time... dogs, on the other hand, with them all you need to do is flick your wrist and they run off looking for some stupid tennis ball. (famous cat quotes)

friends... romans... countrymen... leave me alone. (famous cat quotes)