You make 'em, I amuse 'em.

Nonsense wakes up the brain cells. And it helps develop a sense of humor, which is awfully important in this day and age. Humor has a tremendous place in this sordid world. It's more than just a matter of laughing. If you can see things out of whack, then you can see how things can be in whack.

When at last we are sureYou’ve been properly pilled,Then a few paper formsMust be properly filledSo that you and your heirsMay be properly billed.

You can get help from teachers, but you are going to have to learn a lot by yourself, sitting alone in a room.

Adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them.

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. It's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope, which is what I do, and that enables you to laugh at life's realities.

Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple.

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.

And that is a story that no one can beat, When I say that I saw it on Mulberry Street.

I meant what I said, and I said what I meant An elephant's faithful, One hundred percent.