Track listing

1. "Everyday Balloons" – 1:53
2. "Dinner's for Suckers" – 1:50
3. "The Ratio of People To Cake" – 2:21
4. "Never Heard of Corduroy" – 2:46
5. "Banned from the Teen Arts" – 2:51
6. "Risk Management" – 1:59
7. "Drop the Pop" – 3:10
8. "Bizarro Me" – 2:16
9. "Nods to Nothing" – 2:44
10. "Ice Cream with the Enemy" – 2:58
11. "The Affiliates" – 3:53
12. "Zero Tolerance Drum Policy" – 2:02
13. "M.A.T.T.H." – 1:57
14. "Wishing There Were Walkways" – 2:19

Trivia

• Many of the song titles reference Seinfeld
  Seinfeld
  Seinfeld is an American television sitcom that originally aired on NBC from July 5, 1989, to May 14, 1998, lasting nine seasons, and is now in syndication. It was created by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld, the latter starring as a fictionalized version of himself...
  
  including "Everyday Balloons", "Dinner's for Suckers", "Never Heard of Corduroy", "Risk Management", "Bizarro Me", "Nods to Nothing" and "Wishing There Were Walkways".
• "The Ratio of People to Cake" is a reference to Office Space
  Office Space
  Office Space is a 1999 American comedy film satirizing work life in a typical 1990s software company. Written and directed by Mike Judge, it focuses on a handful of individuals fed up with their jobs portrayed by Ron Livingston, Jennifer Aniston, Gary Cole, David Herman, Ajay Naidu, and Diedrich...
  
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• "Ice Cream With The Enemy" is a reference to D2: The Mighty Ducks
  D2: The Mighty Ducks
  D2: The Mighty Ducks is the second film in The Mighty Ducks trilogy and the first theatrical sequel to The Mighty Ducks. It was produced by Avnet–Kerner Productions and distributed by Walt Disney Pictures, and it was originally released on March 25, 1994...