by Jhonen Vasquez
. A black comedy
and comedy horror
, the series tells the story of a fictional serial killer
named Johnny C. as he explores the psychological and possibly supernatural forces which compel him to commit a string of murders. In the 1990s
, Johnny began as a comic strip
, then ran under alternative comics
publisher Slave Labor Graphics
as a limited series
of seven issues, later collected in the trade paperback Johnny the Homicidal Maniac: Director's Cut.
"WHERE THE FUCK IS THE BACTINE!!"
"Nothing quite brings out the zest for life in a person like the thought of their impending death. I see by the looks of you that you understand."
"Mmm-hmm. Hm. Yeah? Mm-hmm. WELL FUCK YOU, MR BEAR!!! YOU SPEAK LIES!!! LIIIIES!!! Stuffed with pure venom, you vile, lint-infested bastard!! How many more, like you, are there!! How many more?!!! You can't even imagine the things I've endured!! And always at the hands of shit like you!!! YOU DON'T KNOW THE TRUTH!!! (stabs Shmee repeatedly)"
"Hey, sorry about the window, but I noticed it was locked. I don't suggest you ever lock it again."
"Two nights ago, I was taking a walk at night, and this little chihuahua started following me!!! GODDAMMIT!! IT KNEW!! I ran, and finally lost it, and made it home!!! BUT IT KNEW!! IT KNEWWWW!! Did the DOG SEND YOU?!"
"I was just drawing a comic; Happy Noodle Boy. It's really popular with the homeless insane."
"Whether in a suit, or in a loincloth, people are ignorant little thorns cutting into one another."
"Any pile of stunted growth unaware that entertainment is just that and nothing more, deserves to doom themselves to some dank cell, somewhere, for having been so stupid!! Movies, books, T.V., music - They're all just entertainment, not guidebooks for damning yourself!"
"Wacky!? What the hell kind of word is that? WACKY!? I HATE that word!! Fewer words are as excruciatingly stupid!!! And used in description of me!! FOOK!"
"Without fail!! EVERY time I leave my house, it's as if I've given up my every right to be left alone, or treated with respect!!! You flies with your unyielding little minds!!! You think my difference from you is an excuse to 'comment' on me, as if I were on DISPLAY for you!!!"