Just Annoying!
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Just Annoying is a short story collection by children's author and comedian Andy Griffiths
. It is the second in the Just series. The stories, as expected from the title, recounts more short stories where Andy annoys everyone with his amazing feats.
). A gentleman on his motorcycle sees Andy and picks him up to chase Andy's car and to come back to them. After the man catches up to the car, Andy jumps from the motorcycle to the car. Andy's car stops to a halt when Dad and Mum see Andy on the windshield. Dad goes berserk telling to Andy he was going to be picked up in only 5 minutes.
movie (presumably a repeat of The Spy Who Loved Me
) at the cinema stuck behind a lady with tall hair, Andy loses his last Jaffa
and annoys a lot of people while finding it. He is accused of being a thief and a pervert while looking for his Jaffa, and has security called on him. He uses a variety of spy-inspired strategies to eventually avoid the people in the movie trying to catch him. Eventually, to escape the crush of people after him, Andy jumps through the screen and finds many Jaffas, along with other candy, found left over on the floor from people's past times at the theater.
Andy Griffiths
Andrew "Andy" Griffiths is an Australian children's book author and comedy writer. He is most notable for his Just! series, which was converted into an animated television series called What's with Andy?...
. It is the second in the Just series. The stories, as expected from the title, recounts more short stories where Andy annoys everyone with his amazing feats.
Are We There Yet
After Andy annoys his father by repeatedly asking "Are we there yet?" and trying to get rid of a fly in the car, he is kicked out of the car in the middle of nowhere (presumably in western New South WalesNew South Wales
New South Wales is a state of :Australia, located in the east of the country. It is bordered by Queensland, Victoria and South Australia to the north, south and west respectively. To the east, the state is bordered by the Tasman Sea, which forms part of the Pacific Ocean. New South Wales...
). A gentleman on his motorcycle sees Andy and picks him up to chase Andy's car and to come back to them. After the man catches up to the car, Andy jumps from the motorcycle to the car. Andy's car stops to a halt when Dad and Mum see Andy on the windshield. Dad goes berserk telling to Andy he was going to be picked up in only 5 minutes.
Copycat From Ballarat
Andy goes to Jen's (his sister) school dance, dressed as a girl attempting to impress Craig Bennett (who is every girl's crush, including Jen). After the dance, Andy reveals himself as a boy after his hair wig falls off. After the dance, Craig angers after realizing he danced with Andy (who he actually hates) instead, and Andy embarrasses himself in front of his crush, Lisa.Wish you Weren't Here
Andy visits his grandparents in Mildura with a gnome from his neighbour's garden. When strange things start happening around him, he begins to suspect that the gnome is alive.Imaginary Friends
Andy gets out of going to the school sports by looking after his imaginary friend, Fred. He gets out of going because he thinks he is better at everything than everyone else, and wants to give them a fair go. But when his mother gets attached to Fred, he invites a mean imaginary friend called Damien, who she unfortunately gets attached to as well.In the Shower with Andy
Andy wants to see what it feels like to have the shower full with water during the time Mr. and Mrs. Bainbridge are at Andy's house for dinner with his parents. With a lot of time on his hands, Andy seals up the door with a silicone gun from his Dad. Unfortunately, he accidentally breaks the hot tap, and ends up nearly drowning in cold water. The only way out is through the fan. He reaches up and pulls it, and is on the insulation patches as the water rises up the stall. With his rubber duck with him, a fiber in the vent pokes him. In temporary pain his loses the duck after being startled. He goes after the duck, but realizes quickly that the ceiling there is unsupported. The ceiling caves in and he finds himself lying legs spread on the dinner table, nude.Would You Rather?
At the dinner table with his family, Andy asks a silly question to his whole family at the dinner table - "would you rather be eaten by ants or lions?". Andy and Dad have a whole discussion about this while occasionally being interrupted. The story ends with no real answer from the three.Murder, Bloody Murder
Andy and Danny scream "Murder, Bloody Murder!" at Andy's neighbour Mr. Broadbent for ages. Mr. Broadbent gets very angry, so they get incense and meditation music, and they start to pour water onto his office's roof. They accidentally set the fence on fire in the process, angering Mr. Broadbent further. Mr. Broadbent fumes and grasps the two boys with his hands and the story ends with Andy and Danny both yelping "Murder, Bloody Murder!".The Last Jaffa
While watching a James BondJames Bond
James Bond, code name 007, is a fictional character created in 1953 by writer Ian Fleming, who featured him in twelve novels and two short story collections. There have been a six other authors who wrote authorised Bond novels or novelizations after Fleming's death in 1964: Kingsley Amis,...
movie (presumably a repeat of The Spy Who Loved Me
The Spy Who Loved Me (film)
The Spy Who Loved Me is a spy film, the tenth film in the James Bond series, and the third to star Roger Moore as the fictional secret agent James Bond. It was directed by Lewis Gilbert and the screenplay was written by Christopher Wood and Richard Maibaum...
) at the cinema stuck behind a lady with tall hair, Andy loses his last Jaffa
Jaffas (candy)
Jaffas is the registered trademark for a small round sweet consisting of a soft chocolate centre with a hard covering of orange flavoured, red coloured confectionery. The name derives from the Jaffa orange. The sweet is part of Australian and New Zealand cultural folklore...
and annoys a lot of people while finding it. He is accused of being a thief and a pervert while looking for his Jaffa, and has security called on him. He uses a variety of spy-inspired strategies to eventually avoid the people in the movie trying to catch him. Eventually, to escape the crush of people after him, Andy jumps through the screen and finds many Jaffas, along with other candy, found left over on the floor from people's past times at the theater.