. Starring Steve Oedekerk
, it uses and manipulates footage from the 1976 Hong Kong martial arts movie Tiger and Crane Fist
(a.k.a. Savage Killers), along with new footage shot by Oedekerk, to create an original, unrelated plot.
The movie takes place in 18th-century China, and focuses on a character simply named The Chosen One, who is wandering from town to town searching for the man who killed his family on the night he was born, under orders from the mysterious Evil Council.
And who exactly do you rule? The large, dark nipple people?
Killing is wrong. And bad. There should be a new, stronger word for killing. Like badwrong, or badong. Yes. Killing is badong. From now on, I will stand for the opposite of killing. Gnodab.
You have helped me reach the next level. And here I was starting to think you were just a sadistic psycho-bitch.
I...will...not...be stopped...by a tiny net.[film starts running in reverse]Just reverse the capture method, and yeah!
It's going to be OK, boy! (finding Dog dying)[Dog rasps and dies]No, it's not!
I could always pretend that I was a bird. But that would just look stupid and leave my small, sensitive balls completely exposed.
I'm gonna count to three, and if I hear one more friggin' squeak, I'm gonna take his shoes, and shove em' up his...
I need gopher chucks!
You killed my family, and I don't like that kind of thing.
My finger points!